Shall we? A Thursday limerick perhaps?

Nearly Friday people!

Once a man with quite bad diabetes

could not resist cake, chocs or sweeties

With abandon he’d feast

till his piss smelled like yeast

and he lost all the toes from his feeties

 


I have no idea if ones piss smells like yeast if one is diabetic I just rathee renjoyed the line…

 

 

 

 

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

9 thoughts on “Shall we? A Thursday limerick perhaps?”

  1. If I remember right, if your piss doesn’t smell of yeast yet just have a few more pints of Old Peculiar or similar. Probably easier to smell it if you’re lying in a gutter rather than standing too.

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  2. You are probably too young to remember the cartoon dog named Muttley, but when I read this one, went straight into a Muttley laugh. It’s kind of an exaggerated snicker. Anyhow, you amused me greatly. This probably shows you just how awful I truly am, but it’s you who brings it out in me, so you are no one to judge… 😉

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