A cross eyed young dentist called Steven
had teeth that stuck out, most uneven
he could not understand
when he smiled, shook their hand
why they suddenly up’d and were leaving
then its bed time…
A cross eyed young dentist called Steven
had teeth that stuck out, most uneven
he could not understand
when he smiled, shook their hand
why they suddenly up’d and were leaving
Just had a few I needed to get off my chest
A god fearing vicar called Martin
so loved Jesus but couldn’t stop farting
he would speak of God’s grace
let one go and the place
starts to gag, congregations eyes smarting
A friend of a friend of a friend…
Bloke I know loves to write limerick
some are twisted and vile, most are sick
though they may be most daft
tries to make people laugh
when they know they should not, that’s the trick
I bet it’s a true story. Google it you’ll see…
Well to do wife screwed her trainer
at her wish he choked, spanked and restrained her
but it went all awry
asphyxiated did die
now he wishes he’d been an abstainer
How do I love thee
Let me count the ways. Oh, none
Can I keep the cat?
How do I love thee
Let me count the ways. Oh, none
Can I keep the cat?
Why the dickens not eh
Wandering husband said ‘Babe you’re too fat’
Started sleeping with hookers the twat
So she lost loads of weight
And divorced, now looks great
He got aids and then died, fancy that
Madness rips and tears
At the edge of sanity
Black shoes, blue trousers
Madness rips and tears
At the edge of sanity
Black shoes, blue trousers
One too many it seems.
Red eyed morn regret
Hung over, finds her glasses
God that is his face
Just one will be fine, no one will know.
Once a woman who loved with devotion
Said its not size that matters but motion
Though alas in the wet
He would toil he would sweat
Tiny boat set adrift on vast ocean
The End
What? I don’t like rules. Plus its only a short one. That’s it. Job done. 🙂
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“You don’t want to be going over there” came a voice out of nowhere. “It won’t end well.”
It was the first noise I had heard since I awoke in this place and I spun around, desperately searching for it’s source. There was no up and no down and for as far as I could see a grey nothing stretched before me in every direction.
She was a pretty girl with dark hair dressed in a flowing white dress with a blue butterfly clip in her hair.
“My name’s McCann” she said extending a hand to me and smiling. “You need to come with me Armitage.”
The name sounded familiar.
“Is that my name” I asked.
“It is yes” McCann answered as she took my hand. “And this is Margaret” she said as a warm faced grey haired woman stepped out from behind her.
“She is new here too, I think you two are going to get along quite famously.”
THE END
I awoke lying on the grass soaked to the skin and the rain falling on my face. Eyes opening slowly I stared up into a starless night sky and on the horizon lightning crackled and fizzed lighting up the clouds.
Okay so I’m doing M’s prompts going to try and do a full month as one long story with no planning. Today it is ‘Anchored Avenues’.
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I awoke lying on the grass soaked to the skin and the rain falling on my face. Eyes opening I stared up into a starless night sky and on the horizon lightning crackled and fizzed lighting up the clouds. As I sat up I could feel the low far off rumble of thunder in my bones.
With my thoughts a blur I scrambled at the edges of vague images, confusion slowly clearing and giving birth to thoughts of Plumduff and Thrumhall, O’Rourke and the face that always haunted my thoughts at times like these.
I dragged myself to my feet, rain running down my face and the cold night air clawing at my throat. Instinctively I reached for my shoulder, but there was no pain, no blood stained shirt, no bullet wound.
Unsure and confused I looked about, struggling to make out anything familiar in the darkness. Though the wind blew the rain into my face I could just make out that I was stood in a wide grassed area, perhaps a park, with the dark silhouettes of tall buildings behind me and the outline of trees to the sides and ahead. Beyond the trees there was a pale light, barely visible, and being the only real point of reference I headed towards it.
Wearily I walked, my legs heavy and my mind attempting to make sense of what had happened. I checked my hand and could feel the ring tight around my finger but there was no grey periphery. I could see everything. My watch and wallet were still missing but once again I had the jacket I had not had since the hanger.
Pushing through the trees, the crunch of fallen twigs and leaves beneath my feet, I could hear the feint crash of waves and as the rain began to lessen I came out at the side of a road. To the far side of the rode a fence cordoned a short run off to where what must have been a cliff edge because I cold hear only hear the waves and into the distance what little light there was danced across the water. A solitary streetlight lit the area in front of me and the rain glittered as it fell.
I fought the urge to call out to Quora again, intent for once to deal with whatever lay before me and looked along the road. To the right it stretched into darkness, the white lines fading to black and to the left I could make out the arched supports of a bridge someway off..
Instinct told me to head to the bridge and as I set off, the sky lit up as lightning arced across the night sky and once more and the thunder rumbled ever closer.
“I could do with some advice right about now Plumduff ” I said to myself. Even O’Rourke’s unique approach would have been welcomed and wandering through the unlit stretch of road I tried to understand why Quora had sent me here. I knew now that Thrumhall had caused key events of Plumduff’s life never to take place, and assumed that using the device he had done something similar to Crompton but here and now, this felt like oddly familiar.
I pulled the collar of my jacket around my ears and pushed on against the wind which was now blowing straight at me. With my vision obscured by both the darkness and the rain in my face the bridge drew closer and, some way off to one side, I could just make out the glowing tip of a cigarette.
Hurrying my pace I veered to the near side of the bridge, the sounds of the waves growing louder. It was hard to make much out in the darkness but the burning ember briefly sparked into life again and I could make out the face of a woman. It was the woman I had seen in my mind so often.
She jumped as I said hello. “Please just leave me alone” she said.
“Oh sorry, It’s just that I’m kind of lost.”
She drew deep on the cigarette and exhaled, the wind catching the smoke and whipping it upwards.
“You not got a car or anything?” she asked.
“No, like I said I don’t really know where I am.”
She nodded in the direction to our left. “Keep going that way you’ll find a pub about a mile up the road. The Goat and Hound.”
I paused staring at her face in the dark. “Do I know you?” I asked.
“I don’t know, do you? You from around here?”
“Maybe, I think so yeah.”
“Well what is it, do you or don’t you?” She took a final drag of the cigarette and flicked the stub out into the darkness.
“It’s hard to explain, I just…”
“The Goat and hound” she said again pointing up the road. “Won’t take you long.”
She took another cigarette from the packet and put it into her mouth.
“What ” she said staring back at me.
Every part of me said to not go but I did exactly what I knew not to.
“A mile you say? That way?” I said pointing up the road.
“Yeah” she replied and shielding the flame of the lighter from the wind she lit the cigarette.
“Okay thanks” I replied and slowly walked past her. “What’s your name by the way, I’m Armitage.”
“Isobel” she answered without looking up.
I paused, desperate to keep talking to her but she turned her back towards me away from the driving rain and out to sea.
The rain was now getting heavier and I made my way across the bridge, the lightning crackling overhead and the whole area lit up like daylight. I flinched at the sound of the thunder as it followed almost immediately after and out of the corner of my eye I made out a familiar shape in the dark.
“Hello Armitage” said Thrumhall, his voice as unmistakable as his form. He walked over from a knot of trees at the end of the bridge, a broad smile across his face.
I wanted to run but the only way was back towards her and something inside of me told me that I needed to keep him away from her at all costs.
“No need to run Boy” he continued, “it’ll all be over soon don’t you worry.”
“You know Thrumhall, you really are …” I paused struggling for the right words.
“Evil”?
“You’re worse than that.”
“Careful now boy you’ll have me thinking you’re trying to get into my good books.”
I wanted to run, to fight, to warn Isobel but I just stood silent.
“Why did she let you through” I said, “Why didn’t she just leave you there?”
“What are you talking about. You mean the girl?” He seemed genuinely confused.
“Quora. The tree. Why did she send you through with me.”
“I think you must have taken a knock to the head because you lead me here. And grateful I am too because it was next on my list of places to see.”
The night lit up again and he noticed me looking at he damage to his face that O’Rourke had done.
“Handy fellow your Cardinal” he said licking a deep cut in his lip. “Went down like a true warrior.”
He saw me ball my fists and laughed. “Come on boy, you’ve had your fun but it’s time to give me back my device and we can get this over with.”
He reached out and grabbed my jacket, pulling me towards himself and rummaging through my pockets.
“Where is it, what did you do with it? And where are the Shadows? I need to get that portal open.”
My face told him before my words did that I didn’t have it and a look of anger spread across his face. He pulled out his pistol and pointed it to my head.
“I’m only going to ask you once meat sack.”
“I don’t have it, Quora sent…”
“Quora, I don’t know any Quora Armitage. Now give me my device.”
I shook my head defiantly. I couldn’t give him what I didn’t have but if I kept him busy for long enough maybe Isobel would somehow get away.
“I’ll tell you what we’re going to do shall we?” he said. The question was obviously rhetorical though and he brought the pistol down heavily across the side of my face. I could taste blood in my mouth and my legs turned to jelly. I would have fallen to the ground had he not be holding me up.
“Shut it” he barked slipping the pistol back into its holster as I mumbled something obscene about his mother hoping to distract him. It was to no avail though and ignoring my insults about the circumstances of his birth he began to drag me back across the bridge towards Isobel.
Her back was still to us, and with the rain hammering down and the flash and crash of the thunder and lightning she did not hear us approach. I struggled, my head spinning, but I was too weak and before I could stop him he reached out and wrapped an arm around her neck pulling her into his chest.
Isobel tried to scream, but his arm was cutting off her air and with nails clawing at his arm and legs dangling he lifted her from the floor.
“You still don’t get it do you” he said. “And I though you Entropy boys were meant to be bright.”
“”Let her go” I begged. “Please, she doesn’t deserve this she hasn’t done anything wrong.”
He threw me to the side and wrapped all of his arms around her.
“Armitage, if she dies you don’t get to save her and if you don’t save her you don’t get that shiny badge. ”
“But why not just kill me?”
He laughed and walked over to the guard rail. Isobel struggled against him but she was too weak to resist him. “You can’t really kill what’s already dead boy.”
As he lifted her up above the rail, her legs thrashing, I summonsed every last bit of strength I had and lunged forward for his pistol, pulling it out of the holster that hung at his side. He spun to try and kick me away but it was too late and as I scrambled to my feet I pointed it at him.
Lightning cracked overhead, and I could that Isobel’s eyes were closed and she her kicking had almost slowed.
“Let her go Thrumhall, it’s over.”
“Over? It isn’t over boy. Not until I say so.” Once more he dangled her over the rail and laughed. “What you going to do now then?”
I walked forward purposefully, fearful and desperate despite the weapon I held in my hand. “Either let her go or I finish you right now. We all go down together.” The words seemed unfamiliar coming from my mouth and Thrumhall could tell I was afraid.
“I don’t think so” he said and steadying himself on one of the heavy steel supports stepped up onto the guard rail still holding her. “This really how you want it to pan out Armitage?”
Desperate I held out the pistol and placed it on the floor in front of me. “Okay, you win” I said my hand shaking. “Take it.”
He grinned and jumped down from the rail and kicked the pistol away from me to where he stood.
“You know what Boy” he said, his eyes now wide and a grimace on his face.
“What” I said. Not that I cared what he had to say.
“You should have pulled the trigger when you had the chance.” and with that he dropped Isobel’s limp body over the side and into darkness.
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…I had expected to drift off into nothing, so you can imagine my surprise when it turned out that the afterlife would turn out to be an experience that, whilst not the Hell the door knocking Christians assured me I was destined for, was never the less turning out to be a pretty awful state of affairs.
Okay so I’m doing M’s prompts going to try and do a full month as one long story with no planning. Today it is ‘Velvety Violets’.
The instructions are to simply write for ten minutes or so each day and that’s about it. It’s certainly taking me longer than ten minutes and now looking like I will probably do all 31 as one long story. Who’d have thought eh…
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In life I was not at all a religious type, preferring a scientific view of the universe and all within it and it was one that I was wholly comfortable with and that, for the most part, served me well. On my demise I had expected to drift off into nothing, so you can imagine my surprise when it turned out that the afterlife would turn out to be an experience that, whilst not the Hell the door knocking Christians assured me I was destined for, was never the less turning out to be a pretty awful state of affairs.
“Armitage, your shoes” said O’Rourke pointing as I staggered to my feet, my face contorted. The searing pain in my shoulder made my head spin wildly and every movement I made was agony. What was left of Plumduff pooled at my feet staining my shoes once more.
“I don’t want to be here anymore” I said hobbling forwards towards O’Rourke. “I would very much like to be somewhere else so would you mind terribly if we left because I really don’t feel very good?”
“Armitage, I’m sorry” said the remaining Plumduff walking over and placing a hand on my arm. “I know you were friends. She was so worried about you when you became separated.”
“Yes, I guess we were” I said. “Funny how you get used to somebody so quickly isn’t it. It’s as if we had known each other for far longer than we did.”
“She was a damn fine woman indeed” said O’Rourke.
“And then before you know it” I continued, “they are little more than a tide line on your only good pair of shoes.”
O’Rourke placed his hands on my shoulders, not seeming to care that it was absolute agony for him to do so. “Okay boy, it’s been a long day hasn’t it.”
I nodded and turned to Plumduff. “What about you Margaret, what happens now?”
Plumduff forced a smile. “I will be just fine” she said, “I have no reason to stay now. I only came back for Clarissa.”
She fell silent for a while and O’Rourke and I shuffled uncomfortably where we stood. “Before you go though are you going to tell me why you came here? Or how? I’m sure you realise how little sense all of this makes right?”
“We’re all out of sense I am afraid” said O’Rourke, “and by way of answers the cupboard is a little bare too. I do know though that you were supposed to…”
And before O’Rourke could say any more he realised with a gut wrenching terror that in all of the chaos we had neglected to tie up Thrumhall. He noticed as the giant hulk of a creature stirred on the floor, “You two get out of here now” he shouted pushing past me and hurling himself through the air towards where he lie.
Groggily Thrumhall threw out an arm instinctively and roared as O’Rourke was sent flying across the floor and on wobbly legs got to his feet shaking his head and turning first to where O’Rourke lay and then towards us.
“Quick now Margaret, go” I said grabbing her by the arm and pulling her towards the stair case.
O’Rourke raised himself back up and stood fists clenched. “Come here you big bugger” he said rolling his neck until it clicked. “Let’s finish this shall we?”
Thrumhall looked at the pool on the floor and then over to where Plumduff and I were heading for the staircase and let out a booming laugh. “Looks like I win Cardinal, and you tried so very hard didn’t you” he mocked.
“Oh shut your cake hole” O’Rourke replied and with fists balled and white knuckles he threw himself at Thrumhall.
As much as I wanted to stay and help which, if I am honest, was a matter for debate, I didn’t and Plumduff and I hurried down the stairs and into the room. Each step made me wince and as we crossed the floor we could hear the fight above as it thundered throughout the building. I heard Thrumhall roar in pain which was soon followed by a crash as if something large had fallen to the floor.
“You go Maggie” I said pointing her to the door. “Down the hill to the river I will catch you up.”
“Where are you going?” she asked. “You’re hurt you need to get away, O’Rourke said so.”
“Just go, you’ll know where you need to be when you see it. I need to make sure he’s okay.”
I pushed her towards the door and watched her squeeze through the gap and out onto the veranda. “Keep going, down the hill.”
There was another crash and the sound of breaking glass and I could hear both men shouting.
“That the best you got big man” shouted O’Rourke. “Come on, you don’t get to have a breather” and his footsteps thundered across the floor above once more. I peered up the stair case as I pressed against the wall to try and get a glimpse but unable to see anything I climbed the stairs slowly.
About half way up Thrumhall shouted something in what I could only assume was his mother tongue and a single shot rang out. The footsteps suddenly stopped and there was a thump as something hit the floor.
Instinct told me to flee and as Thrumhall let out a wild guttural roar I bolted down the stairs as fast as I was able and across the floor. I let out a scream of pain as I squeezed between the hanging doors and heard Thrumhall bellow from above.
“I hear you down there” he said his voice wild and full of hatred. “Thrumhall’s coming for you boy.”
With my heart racing and head spinning adrenaline coursed through me, my instincts screaming to run as fast as I could for the portal and to not look back. Run I did but as I rounded one of the houses at the brow of the hill I turned back to see him burst through the doors and step out onto the veranda.
“I see you boy” he shouted and squeezed a shot from the pistol which tore into the corner of the building just above my head. His face twisted with rage and his eyes bulging he kicked over a clay pot filled with violets as he strode down the stairs sending it cashing into the side of the building opposite.
I needed to further invitation to run and despite the pain tore off as fast as my legs could carry me. Weaving between the buildings I could hear his booming voice behind not far behind me.
“Armitage, here” came a strained voice as I reached the brow of the hill. I skidded to a halt on the pathway next to a small building with a collapsed roof. Plumduff was hidden away just inside the darkened doorway.
“Margaret, what are you doing?” I said stretching out my hand, panting. “You cant stay here come on, we need to go now.”
“This is my home Armitage, I don’t want to leave. I can’t.” The look on her face was one I had seen before and I knew she was not going to change her mind.
But this was her home, not mine, and I had no intention of staying. “Margaret I have to go. I’m sorry, just stay down okay I’ll lead him away.”
“Then go Armitage, and be careful.” She surged, smiling a last time before sliding away into the debris of the house.
My legs felt like lead as I pushed on down the hill, and as I looked back over my shoulder I could see Thrumhall in pursuit his form silhouetted against the setting sun.
“I see you boy ” he bellowed and a shot tore into the ground next to me.
I weaved and ducked as another rang out, the portal now in sight and growing larger. The more I focussed the more the grey in my periphery grew until only a thin slice of reality waited before me, urging me on. More shots exploded in the earth around me but I refused to look back, all my will concentrated on fighting the pain in my shoulder and the fire in my legs.
It was so close now, so close that I could feel the hum in the air vibrating through me and with a final lung bursting effort I slid down the sandy bank and splashed through the shallows of the river. The cold grey beyond the portal rim was right there in front of me and with my heart feeling like it would explode I hurled myself through and tumbled through to the other side.
I could barely get the words out as I lay crumpled my chest heaving “Close it” I shouted, close it now.”
I lifted my head and could see Thrumhall scrambling down the bank. “Quora, close the portal now” I shouted.
“Hello Armitage” she said, her voice cold and harsh. “Did you find what you were looking for?”
Thrumhall splashed through the river, I could see a broad grin on his face and he raised his pistol as he neared the portal.
“Close it Quora, close it.”
As Thrumhall tumbled through the portal after me my head began to spin and the pain overwhelmed me.
“Oh Armitage” she said laughing “you really don’t see how this works do you. I told you there would be a price to pay.”
As I lay on the floor I think of her again, the face of a woman both kind and gentle and she reminds me that it is good to be brave, but it is also good to be careful and that if you are careful then you will not get into situations that require you to be brave.
Okay so I’m doing M’s prompts going to try and do a full month as one long story with no planning. Today it is ‘Candy Curtsies’.
The instructions are to simply write for ten minutes or so each day and that’s about it. It’s certainly taking me longer than ten minutes and now looking like I will probably do all 31 as one long story. Who’d have thought eh…
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As I lay on the floor I think of her again, the face of a woman both kind and gentle and she reminds me that it is good to be brave, but it is also good to be careful and that if you are careful then you will not get into situations that require you to be brave.
I hear Plumduff giving orders as I slip in and out of consciousness, the pain in my shoulder burning like fire. “Untie O’Rourke and then bring the ropes, we need to bind this one before he comes around.”
In my confused state I imagine it is me they are talking about and swing my good arm wildly through the air before collapsing back onto Thrumhall.
“Never going to take me” I insist as Plumduff hooks me underneath my arms and drags me free. “Hey your shoulder is okay, we’re like twins Maggie.”
“Let’s not get too familiar eh boy, Its Margaret to you thank you very much” Plumduff replies without once moving her lips.
“Hey how did you do that?” I ask my face a study in confusion.
“Armitage, over here.”
I look towards the source of the voice to realise that there is now a second Plumduff and confused I then look back to the first, then back to the second and then back again to the first.
“Margaret, you look like you but…younger.”
“Yes, yes thanks for that” Plumduff two replied curtly. “We really don’t have time for this.”
Plumduff the younger was busy untying O’Rourke and once his hands were free he quite quickly extricated himself from the binds and hurried over to where Thrumhall lay.
“Tie him up and put him with the others” Plumduff the elder instructed pointing to a corner of the room where a number of Thrumhall’s henchmen already lay.
“Are they dead?” I asked straining to get a better look.
O’Rourke grinned even more broadly than usual. “All in a day’s work boy, that’s what happens when you…”
“James, Please” snapped Plumduff “He could come round any minute.”
O’Rourke stopped smiling and started to look the rope around his arm. “Oh relax Maggie, Armitage here gave him a right old blow to the noggin, he’ll be out some time for sure.”
My Plumduff, as I decided to call her, leaned in and took a look at the wound in my shoulder. She lifted me forward to see an exit hole in the back of my jacket.
“Straight through boy you’ll live,” she said and turned to where she had been before I barged into the room. I looked to see a young girl sat leaning against the wall on a bed at the far end of the room. She must have been no older then 12 or 13 years old and was dressed in a pale white dress “Clarissa, throw me that bag from the bed would you.”
A moment passed and Clarissa didn’t move. “Clarissa, the bag, we need to get this patched.” When she never answered a second time Plumduff shot to her feet and ran across the room just in time to grab her by the shoulders as she slumped onto the bed.
“O’Rourke, here now” she screamed, her voice panicked.
“What the hell happened Maggie” he asked stepping over Thrumhall. Plumduff the younger followed and all three stood over her.
As Plumduff the younger climbed onto the bed, she took the girl from her older self and held her close to her chest O’Rourke placed a hand on her stomach and pulled it away, red with her blood.
“The bullet Maggie.”
“No, no, no this can’t be it” she shouted staggering back. “This isn’t how its supposed to end James. This isn’t how it ends.”
O’Rourke turned to face her, his face ashen. “It’s too late Maggie were losing her there’s nothing we can do. We did our best.”
She caught the eye of her younger self who shook her head and with a single motion of her hand closed Clarissa’s eyes for a final time.
“Armitage” she said turning to me. She look old and worn, her shoulder bandaged and her yellow cardigan stained with blood. “You need to be strong because our best wasn’t good enough, I am so very sorry.”
“Maggie wait, there must be something we can do” said O’Rourke wiping his blood stained hands on his trousers. The desperation in his voice terrified me. “This isn’t what happened but we can fix it, there must be a way back. Armitage made it here, he must have the device so we can change it back. You can still save her, there has to be something we can do.”
But there wasn’t, because her timeline was forever altered and the very reason for her existence within the fracture was no more and with that Margaret Plumduff dissolved into a pool on the floor before me.
Wholly inappropriate. I think you’ll like it.
A friend of mine does like to gush
bout his lady friends wild pubic bush
extolls its shag, thick and nice
says she back combs it twice
and conditions it to keep it lush
The more she spoke the more I found myself growing impatient, she seemed intent on labouring the point and my concern was for Plumduff and O’Rourke and not for the dramatics she quite obviously enjoyed
Okay so I’m doing M’s prompts going to try and do a full month as one long story with no planning. Today it is “Hickory Dickory’.
The instructions are to simply write for ten minutes or so each day and that’s about it. It’s certainly taking me longer than ten minutes and now looking like I will probably do all 31 as one long story. Who’d have thought eh…
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Sometimes we do things that define us, that shape us and that show what we are truly capable of. They are a measure of the very core of our character and speak of the nature of our person. They are the fork in the road that dictates our path evermore and picking up the device from Plumduff’s desk and shoving it inside my jacket I considered that this could well be that moment for me. I also considered that it was a particularly foolish idea and would almost certainly result in something quite terrible happening to me.
Before I had chance to second guess myself I slipped out of the office and into the courtyard with it. It wouldn’t be long before McCann and the Gadzooks realised that I had disappeared with the device so I needed to move quickly and as I passed through the gates, heart racing, I slipped the ring from my finger and shoved it inside my pocket.
All around the my reality began to fade away, grey replacing the world around me and the still familiar sense of nothing filling my senses. Once more I felt alone and lost and with no reference points for up or down my head began to swim.
“I wondered if I would see you” came a voice through the nothing. I could hear it but I could feel it also, deep inside me as if trying to escape. “I had so hoped you would heed my call but such are the hearts of men that your unpredictability is both your greatest strength and a weakness that so often betrays you.”
“Who are you?” I asked. I could feel her clawing at my mind, exploring my thoughts.
“You know of me Armitage, let’s not pretend, you came here looking for me and we met long ago when you first walked this plain.”
It had felt like mere days since I had first encountered her but I was in no way inclined to argue given all I had seen since I last stood in this sea of grey. I spun around searching, and as quickly as the world I had known had faded to grey she was there, towering above me. A feint hum filled the air and standing close I could see a blue light coursing through her.
I pulled out the device from inside my jacket and held it out in front of me. It was cold and heavy in my hand and as the petals unfolded it crackled, shimmering with the same blue light that flowed through her. “I need your help, my friends are in trouble.”
“You busy yourself with such toys and trinkets Armitage, would you not rather stay here with me instead?” She asked as I looked up through her branches. Though there was no sun to be seen I was suddenly now bathed in dappled light as it flooded through the canopy above and a sense of warmth and safety flooded over me. “Let me give you respite from this reality.”
I could feel her presence surrounding me, speaking to me from inside my head. “But my friends need me” I replied, every fibre of my being straining to resist the draw of the promise of rest.
“There will be a price you must pay if I am to help you Armitage. Are you willing to pay what is due if I am to help you find them?”
Without waiting I answered that I was and that I would do whatever was necessary should she help.
“It will be a heavy price Armitage” she continued “and I will insist on payment”.
The more she spoke the more I found myself growing impatient, she seemed intent on labouring the point and my concern was for Plumduff and O’Rourke and not for the dramatics she quite obviously enjoyed.
“If it’s okay with you I really do need to be getting on” I replied. “Are you able to help me get to my friends or not?”
“So be it” she said, her tone immediately harsh and cold. The sunlight filtering through the leaves disappeared and a chill spread through me. “Place the device at your feet and step back.”
Without waiting I did as she said, the hum in the air growing louder and the blue hue around the device pulsating and brightening. The energy flowing through her began to pulse faster in time with the glow of the device until, with a loud crack, a bright arc of energy leapt from the tip of one of her lower branches to the core of the device. As a second and third arc fizzed through the air and attached itself a portal opened to the side of me, a deep orange circle cut into the air and beyond was the high banked river bed and the ramshackle wooden settlement I had seen back in the hanger.
“It’s time Armitage, go find your friends.” She said, her voice cold and angry, and without another question I ran and jumped through the portal.
Landing on the other side I was taken somewhat by surprise given everything was still grey. The portal remained open and I could see the blue flickering light but apart from that everything was the same. Gone was the river bed and the sloping hill, there was no collection of wooden buildings, just more grey.
“Well that’s just great” I said to myself.
I walked back over to the portal and peered through, my head in one reality and my body in another.
“I’m really sorry about this” I said feeling a little embarrassed, “don’t mean to trouble you again but I can’t seem to see anything at all. Is something broken?”
For a moment there was no response other than what sounded very much like a sigh.
“Put the ring on Armitage” she answered. “It’s in your pocket.”
“Oh yes” I said reaching into my pocket. “Thanks. Really. I erm…I’ll just get going now” and turned back to my own side of the Portal.
Slipping the ring onto my finger there was an explosion of colour as the grey nothing receded to my periphery, and in front of me I could see the settlement near the top of the hill that stretched away before me. Above the sun shone bright in a blue sky and looking down at my feet I noticed, and by this point could feel, that I was ankle deep in the shallows of the river that crawled across the landscape.
“Bugger” I exclaimed and slopped out onto the bank. I could see there were knots of trees on each side of the hill but my instinct told me that I needed to head straight ahead.
Scrambling up the river bank with the sun on my back I headed as quickly as I could up the hill until approaching the brow I stopped for a moment against the first ramshackle building. It was set back some way from the others and as I peered out from behind it I could see nothing but desolation and destruction before me.
A strong smell of burning drifted through the air, with the old wooden buildings scorched in places and completely destroyed in others, and debris was strewn across the worn dirt paths between them. It was eerily quiet and the sound of my own breathing was all I could hear.
“Where are you Margaret?” I mumbled to myself as I continued down an overgrown path that lead towards the a small grouping of four buildings at the heart of the village. Standing between them I looked about , they grey of my periphery revealing more buildings stretching away back down the hill, most of which looked to have been completely destroyed.
As I approached the largest of the four central buildings, a double storied construction with a wide veranda and heavy doors that hung crookedly off their hinges, I was startled by a pair of large black birds that burst from one of the broken upstairs windows. They disappeared into the distance and my heart raced. I laughed, the madness of the situation not lost on me, and as I stood hand on hips to catch my breath I caught the feintest sound of voices.
As quietly as I could I hurried over to the side of the main building and pressed myself up against the wall just below a tall window. The glass had been broken from the inside and I winced as it crunched beneath my feet. As the sound of my own breathing calmed I picked out the unmistakable sound of Thrumhall and O’Rourke, it seemed to be coming from upstairs and though it was hard to make out what they were saying, from the tone I could tell that O’Rourke’s luck might have run out.
I walked back around to the front of the building and stepped onto the veranda, keeping as close as I could to the front of the building. It was at this point, as I prepared myself to push through the gap between the doors, that I realised that I had in my possession exactly nothing that would be of any use in a fight. Looking about I picked up one of the spindles that had previously been part of the balustrade to the front and weighed it in my hands.
“Great, and what exactly do you presume to do with it?” I whispered to myself feeling wholly out of my depth. Obviously I should have brought McCann and the other Gadzooks but I’d had enough of other people getting me out of trouble.
As I squeezed through the gap in the doors I could hear stomping from the floor above, and Thrumhall’s laugh boomed out. The room had a large dark wooden table that ran from one end to another and upturned chairs were scattered around the room. On the walls there were tattered remnants of banners and brightly coloured flags and a cooking fireplace sat against one wall. Towards the back of the room was a single staircase that lead to the floor above.
“Not got such a big mouth now do we Cardinal.” Shouted Thrumhall.
“I will have you know that this is not even in my top five beatings you fish headed son of a swine.”
The footsteps stopped and there was a loud crack and I could hear O’Rourke gasp.
“Okay, okay, top five” he said, his voice shaking “but you’ve a long way to go until you get top three.”
Thrumhall roared with laughter. “I like your spirit, even if it going to get you killed.”
“Again?” Replied O’Rourke.
“What?”
“Again, killed again. The Prussians beat you to it but you’re welcome to have another crack at it.”
Thrumhall struck him again. “Do you ever shut up?”
My heart leapt as I heard Plumduff shout, that familiar matronly tone in her voice. “No he doesn’t. James, just be quiet will you.”
With the baton in my hand I tiptoed across the floor stepping over the broken chairs and other detritus that was scattered about. I moved onto the stairs and slowly, step by step, ascended – holding my breath each time the boards creaked. About half way up I could see enough to look into the room and the first thing I saw was the back of Thrumhall and a glimpse of O’Rourke beyond. Plumduff was nowhere to be seen.
“Let’s do this then shall we?” Said Thrumhall pulling his pistol from his holster.
“Thrumhall, you don’t need to do this” Plumduff shouted.
“Oh but I do Margaret, I need to most definitely do this and once I have done this then I’ll deal woih you and the rest of the Office of Entropy.”
“Come on you big freak, do it.” Shouted O’Rourke. “Do it, do it I can’t be killed don’t you know.”
He raised his pistol. “We’ll see about that shall we?”
It was at this point that I did the only thing I could think if and taking the last few steps two at a time burst onto the upper floor with the baton raised and ran for all I was worth towards where Thrumhall was still talking.
O’Rourke saw me before Thrumhall heard me. “Oh you’re in for it now” he shouted straining against the ties that held him to a heavy wooden chair. At that point he must have heard my advancing footsteps and turned bringing the pistol to bare on me just as I brought drove the baton into his face right between the eyes.
The weapon discharged as he fell to the floor, the sound deafening. As Thrumhall fell at my feet motionless I collapsed on top of him screaming, a searing pain in my left shoulder and my head spinning .
I heard Plumduff call my name as I fell and as I hit Thrumhall and twisted I looked up to see her rushing across the room. Perhaps it was the pain or the adrenaline but I was pretty certain that there were two of her.
Go on, I know you want one….And yes, that is how you spell it. Fflint…
There once was a fellow Fflint
sold his body because he was skint
you’d be shocked at the cash
that he got for his ass
opinion was it was quite mint
As we left the hustle of the main through fare behind and headed back to the office my mind turned to Plumduff and O’Rourke. It had been hours now since they disappeared into the portal behind Thrumhall and I felt helpless to do anything about it.
Okay so I’m doing M’s prompts going to try and do a full month as one long story with no planning. Today it is “Hobnobbed’.
The instructions are to simply write for ten minutes or so each day and that’s about it. It’s certainly taking me longer than ten minutes and now looking like I will probably do all 31 as one long story. Who’d have thought eh…
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Back at Eldin’s McCann put the device on the table. “There must be something you can tell us” she insisted. ” We need to find Plumduff, you won’t get your money if we cant work out where they are and she ends up dead.”
I watched from the bed as the remaining Gadzooks poured over it. Eldin picked it up and turned it in her hands.
“You have it all wrong McCann, you need to ask yourself ‘when’ and not ‘where’.”
McCann shot her a glance that insisted she continue.
“The thing I showed Plumduff, before she sent you to fetch this lot” and she waved a hand dismissively at Taylor, Jones, Simpson, Sparrow and Mason “was this.” She walked McCann over to the computer screen and pointed. “You see?”
“What is that?” McCann looked confused.
“You still don’t get it?”
“They’re going back to stop her” said Taylor who had joined them. “Right?”
“Bingo” said Eldin. “Pretty simple really, they take you out before you even know they’re coming for you an you will never know you’re even in trouble.”
I could tell from the silence that McCann had no idea what to do and got up from the bed and walked over. “When are they going to?”
Eldin pointed at the screen.
“But that’s her date of death?”
Pulling up a chair she sat down in front of the screen and began to punch the keys. Her fingers were a blur and pictures and data flashed before them.
“Margaret Rebecca Plumduff, primary date of death, location, timeline – it’s all there.” She wheeled away from the screen to allow us to a better view.
“If that’s her date of death then why kill her then? Makes no sense.” Said McCann.
“Since when did ‘sense’ have anything to do with this?” I said. If I had learned anything in the last few days it was that the least sensible option was more than likely going to be the answer to whatever question you might pose. “So how do we get there Eldin, there must be something we can do to get that thing working?”
She smiled and pushed her hair behind her ear. “Armitage, if I could help you I would – you seem nice enough – but I have no information on this thing other than what I have seen. Unless you can get your hands on a couple of shadows I really don’t know, and even then I have no idea how to use it.”
“Okay, thanks Eldin”. As far as I could tell she seemed to be telling the truth and had no reason to lie to us.
“He did ask for something else too.”
“Do tell” said Taylor.
“He has information on all of you, and was especially interested in you Armitage.”
I knew I ought to be afraid but after all that had happened I simply couldn’t muster anything other than something that came close to anger. Perhaps not quite anger but certainly something of a mix of defiance and indignation.
“Well let him come for me” I said putting my hands on my hips, legs spread wide. I saw McCann smile and suddenly felt rather self conscious and shoved my hands into my trouser pockets and shuffled uncomfortably.
“That’s the spirit” she said turned back to Eldin. “I need a copy of everything you gave him please.”
Eldin handed her a data stub. “Figured you’d ask.”
“So what now then?” Asked Mason, “what’s the plan boss?”
“Back to the Office I guess” she said picking up the device from the desk. We need to get this thing working.
“There is one more option” Eldin added as we turned to leave.
“Is there not perhaps a non risky option?” I asked. “Maybe one that involves cups of tea?”
Eldin ignored my question. “You could go and see her McCann, Quora.”
As we walked back to the office, the streets still full of life, McCann was unusually quiet.
“You going to force me to ask then aren’t you?” I said catching up with her.
“I’m sorry” she said as if a million miles away. “Lost in thought I guess.”
“Who’s Quora?” I asked.
McCann didn’t reply so I asked again. “McCann, Quora, who is she?”
“Do you remember when you arrived here? When everything was grey and you wandered lost through the nothing?”
“Yes” I said. I remembered it all too well and given the events of the last few days it held a certain appeal still.
“You met her then Armitage.”
“I never met any…Oh, I see.” I said realising that she meant the tree. “I didn’t much care for her I will be honest. Gave me the willies.”
“Eldin has a point though, may be worth a go.”
“Is there anything here that isn’t an immediate threat to life and limb” I asked.
“Perhaps we should just head back to the Office and talk about it there” McCann suggested.
As we left the hustle of the main through fare behind and headed back to the office my mind turned to Plumduff and O’Rourke. Not only did we not know where they were but thanks to the device even the ‘when’ was an unknown. If we were to find them then we were going to need some luck, and unfortunately our luck had disappeared through that portal with Plumduff.
And no work tomorrow because it’s a bank holiday here in England. Get in!!!
Veterinarian, fond of his horse
was accused of such vile intercourse
though there was just no proof
save some stuff on a hoof
he denied it and showed no remorse
Its actually looking like I might finish this…who’d have thought.
fshadows
Okay so I’m doing M’s prompts going to try and do a full month as one long story with no planning. Today it is “Century of Certainty’.
The instructions are to simply write for ten minutes or so each day and that’s about it. It’s certainly taking me longer than ten minutes and now looking like I will probably do all 31 as one long story. Who’d have thought eh…I had a real problem with this today, just no real time to write and when I did it was in fits and starts so it has felt all over the place but you know, I need to keep ploughing on and plough on I will and I will fix it when I edit it one day 🙂
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“Should we not wait for the other Gadzooks?” I asked I watched Plumduff going through her bag. She pulled out a device and laid it on the table in front of her, her face still large on the screens. She held a small gold dial in her hand and watch as the handles moved slowly until they came to a stop.
“They’ll catch us up I am sure boy, but we need to move fast. According to this your watch is not on Nin, not yet. But they’ll be back soon enough.”
O’Rourke had found a bottle of something and was pouring himself a large glass of a golden liquid. “And exactly where will you find them?”
“I won’t” she replied her gaze fixed on the device. “The ‘where’ I am going to leave up to you.”
“Probably a pub then” I said joking. Neither of them laughed.
“If McCann is right about you then it’s only a matter of time until we find them again. Destiny, fate, luck – call it what you will – you have a knack O’Rourke and this time you can use it for something other than getting out of an unnecessary scrape or winning on the horses.”
O’Rourke grinned and took a long drink from his glass.
Plumduff put the device inside her cardigan pocket. “Eldin will you bring up a map of Nin for me please.” Eldin obliged and Plumduff poured over it on the screen for a while. “Where to then James?” she asked stepping back from the screen. “Pick a place.”
O’Rourke said nothing and simply pointed to a location on the map and continued with his drink. I think he was enjoying the attention and casually wandered over to stand next to Eldin who promptly walked back to where he had just walked from.
“You sure?” Asked Plumduff.
He nodded and smiled. There was something both charming and unnerving about him and you really would not want him spending any time with your wife.
“Thank you Eldin” said Plumduff heading for the door. “I will make good on our arrangement when this is all over I assure you.”
Eldin said nothing but raised a hand and waved briefly and watched as O’Rourke and I followed her from the room and out of the building back down to the streets below.
“Margaret” I shouted as I ran to catch her up. “What’s going on?” I asked struggling to keep up with her. “What did she show you?”
“I wouldn’t worry yourself” she replied weaving her way through the crowds. It was late but there will so many creatures from every reality scurrying back and forth. “It’s more a hunch than facts anyway.”
“I thought we were meant to be partners” I insisted placing a hand on her shoulder. “Where are we going?”
Plumduff stopped and spun around to face me, O’Rourke a short distance behind us as he fought distractions at every step.
“He’s after me Armitage, and he probably intends to do to me what he did to Crompton and if we don’t stop him then he will not stop until he finishes us all off. Now keep up, we need to hurry.”
“Margaret, could we maybe stop off here?” O’Rourke shouted as he peered through the window of the ‘Goat and Hound’. “It looks most welcoming and I do have quite a thirst.”
“No you certainly cannot” she shouted back curtly, and we set off again.
Twenty minutes later we had left the bustle of the Nin’s main thoroughfare behind and we climbed upwards through winding streets. Gone was the neon, the high hab blocks giving way to smaller industrial zones which sprawled away into the distance. The streets were dimly lit and Plumduff lead us onwards with a determination and clickety clack of shoes which echoed in the still of night.
“Much further Maggie?” Asked O’Rourke trailing behind.
“There’s a dirigible yard up ahead, that’s where we’re heading” she answered and reached into her bag to check the dial linked to my watch.
“And why are we going there again?”
“Really O’Rourke, are you actually paying any attention at all?”
“No, not at all” he answered sharply.
“This way” she said taking a turn to her left and leading us through a wide set of open gates into a broad forecourt. In front of us was a huge hanger. On one door was a logo of a transport dirigible above the skyline of a city and on the other the company logo which read “Foreshaw Dirigibles”.
“In there then is it?” I asked, pointing to a small door within the larger hanger door.
Plumduff stopped and waited for O’Rourke to catch up, again checking the dial and popping it back into her bag. O’Rourke stood and looked up at the doors towering above us.
“Big doors” he said quite matter of fact.
I wasn’t really sure how to answer so didn’t, instead waiting to see what Plumduff would do next.
“Moment of truth gentlemen” she said turning the handle of the smaller door. There was a click and she opened it about an inch. No alarm went off.
“If McCann is right, and O’Rourke is somehow blessed with immense luck then I am trusting that at some point in the evening to come we will encounter Mr Thrumhall and his colleagues.”
O’Rourke grinned and slapped me on the back. “Come on Lad, adventure awaits” he said and unholstering his pistol pushed through the door ahead of Plumduff.
“All clear“ he shouted back.
“After you Armitage” Plumduff said and pulled the door closed as she followed through behind me.
“You sure about this?“ I asked turning her. “How can you be sure?”
“Armitage my boy, I have been here for more than a hundred years and I have never been less certain of anything but we have no other options. Now lets not dilly dally eh.”
The room was big, bigger than big, it was downright huge. Machinery lined the walls and above winches and chains hung from the roof which was barely visible in the dim light provided by strip lights on the walls. A small dirigible floated at the far end of the hanger and a small windowed cabin was suspended beneath the long oval balloon section and the whole thing was tethered with a long rope to a steel hoop embedded in the hanger floor.
“Back there” said Plumduff pointed towards where it hung, “we need to find some cover.”
“You sure about this Maggie?” Said O’Rourke. “I had hoped for something a little more…shooty.”
“No, I’m not sure at all. But time will tell.”
O’Rourke wheeled a number of tool cases over and lined them up to prevent us from being seen by anyone coming through the doors and Plumduff pulled out the dial and sat on the floor with it in the palm of her hand waiting for it to move.
I tried to make small talk with them both but they seemed quite happy to sit quietly and wait. I still had so many questions about so many things yet now didn’t seem the time. Plumduff was especially quiet, the reality perhaps preying on her mind. We waited for a couple of hours with O’Rourke’s snoring the only noise and Plumduff constantly checking the dial.
As I lay staring up at the roof, my jacket propped beneath my head, Plumduff shook my leg and pointed at O’Rourke sat propped up against the tool case. “Wake him up boy” she whispered.
I shook O’Rourke and he opened his eyes slowly. “What is it, breakfast?”
Plumduff shushed him and gestured to the dial. I crawled over to her and it was moving, the hands rotating slowly and coming. She grinned as they stopped moving. “They’re on Nin.”
I crawled back to where I had been laid and peered out just as a bright blue flash lit up the room. The lights dimmed and then went out and for a moment the hanger was plunged into darkness. Moments later I watched as an orange circle appeared hovering just above the ground and from within stepped Thrumhall, four shadows and three of his gang. Plumduff looked over at O’Rourke who shrugged and gave her a thumbs up. She shook her head frantically as he pulled out his pistol and readied himself to stand.
“No” she said as quietly as she could. “Wait.“
The portal closed as quickly as it had opened and Thrumhall walked towards the centre of the room, the device visible in his hand. Plumduff motioned for me to stay low as she squeezed herself beneath the tool store to get a better look.
From the dark I continued to peer out and watched as Thrumhall placed the device on the floor and the shadows positioned themselves at either side of it. He stood over it bathed in the blue light emanating from it and as we had seen at Eldin’s, and arc’s of silver and blue electricity fizzed between the shadows and the device. The stars in the blackness of their forms burned more fiercely and with a crackle portals began to appear all around them.
Nearest to me I could see the volcano I had seen in the painting of Crompton, the red crown spewing lava high into the air as smoke billows upwards. There were oceans and plains, mountains and cities. Nearest to Thrumhall I could see a city that seemed so familiar yet as I scrambled through my mind to place it it slipped through my fingers and the thought was lost.
“What the devil” said O’Rourke his head just above mine as I peeked out. “That’s quite a thing don’t you think?”
I nodded and shushed him as Thrumhall walked over to a portal beyond which I could see a tree covered hill and a small wooden shacked settlement. A slow flowing river with high banks ran close to the opening. He turned to those with him and called them over, pointing into the portal and giving them instruction that I couldn’t quite make out. Daktar nodded and the three of them stepped through and disappeared. Thrumhall waited for a moment, pulled his pistol from his belt, and then passed through after them with .the two remaining shadows.
Plumduff had slid back out from underneath the trolley and was now stood behind us, and she dragged us both back by the collar.
“O’Rourke, we need to go now” she said her face pale and panic written across her face. “Now James, we need to get through after them.”
That was all O’Rourke needed to know and he burst into a sprint after them, Plumduff on his heels. I scrambled to my feet and took flight after them convince that this was by far the most stupid thing I had ever done. O’Rourke closed in on the portal and not looking back threw himself through it and disappeared.
As Plumduff neared it the shadows suddenly sprung into life, taking up a defensive position around the device and coiled as if to pounce.
She skirted the first as it lashed out at her narrowly missing. “Keep going boy” she yelled as she tumbled through after O’Rourke. It was too late though and the shadows now stood between me and the portal, their eyes burning like the sun and arcs of electricity cutting through the air.
I took a step back thinking that I might be able to take a run and get past but they began to advance on me. I scrambled backward and fell, my pistol spilling across the floor and they continued to bare down on my position. Reaching behind I tried to find it but it had slid under the cabinets behind which we had hidden and was out of reach.
They were now close enough for me to see the stars burning in the blackness of their bodies, and I thought this was it – my luck was about to run out – when suddenly they stopped. The blue glow emanating from the device dimmed and they instantly scampered back to it but it was too late, the connection between them and it had been severed and the portals quite suddenly disappeared as the hangar was plunged into near darkness.
I took the opportunity to scramble towards the back of the hangar and in the direction of a small door I had noticed when we had been waiting earlier. Feeling around in the dark I found what felt like a handle and pulled. A door opened and I quickly ran through pulling it closed behind me before collapsing to the floor against it with my heart pounding in my chest.
Sat in the dark I waited for the shadows to find me, convinced still that this was the end of the line for me once again. I had no idea what had happened to O’Rourke or Plumduff and had no way to contact McCann or anyone else from the Office. I put my ear to the door and listened. I could hear something outside, something scratching and scraping and coming closer.
Gripped with panic I scrambled around on the floor reaching out in the dark looking for anything that I might be able to defend myself with. As my hand felt something hard and cold and as I examined it I realised it was a chair. I picked it up by the legs and held it up ready to swing as the I heard the door handle turning slowly. Holding my breath I waited, prepared to make one last stand against the shadows.
As the door flew open I screamed. It was not a particularly manly scream, but it was a scream none the less and as I swung the chair wildly it met something soft and there was a groan as something hit the floor.
“Bloody hell, steady on Armitage” said McCann. “We’re on the same side remember.”
“Keep an eye on her Armitage” Plumduff said as O’Rourke laid Eldin on the bed. “She’s going to be a little feisty when she wakes up I expect. Elizabeth, give the boy a hand will you.”
Okay so I’m doing M’s prompts going to try and do a full month as one long story with no planning. Today it is ‘Frilly frocks’.
The instructions are to simply write for ten minutes or so each day and that’s about it. It’s certainly taking me longer than ten minutes but I will keep going with this for as long as I can and see where each days takes this.
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“Keep an eye on her Armitage” Plumduff said as O’Rourke laid Eldin on the bed. “She’s going to be a little feisty when she wakes up I expect. Elizabeth, give the boy a hand will you.”
“Sure thing” she replied. “You off somewhere Margaret?”
Plumduff turned to reveal blood soaking through her cardigan. “No, just need to patch this up.”
“Here Maggie” O’Rourke called as he rummaged through a small cabinet hanging over a sink at the far end of the room. “Looks like there’s some bandages in here.” While O’Rourke helped bandage Plumduff up McCann bound Eldin’s hands and feet.
“Is that really necessary?” I asked. She seemed pretty harmless. “I would have thought she’d be grateful to us when she comes around.”
“Just a precaution Armitage” McCann insisted. “Better safe than sorry.”
I looked down at the girl on the bed. She was wearing a long grey cloak over a long flowing white dress with frills around the bottom. Jet black hair fell about her shoulders and I would have said she was human were it not for what seemed to be gills in her neck and the scaled pattern that ran from her chest up towards her ears. McCann saw me staring.
“Balerian” she said. “You don’t see many of them on land so trust me, there must be good reason for it.”
“No harm done?” McCann asked sitting on the edge of the bed.
I shook my head and grinned. “No, I was too busy hiding. I did see her again though.”
“The girl?”
“Yeah, seems to be happening more and more.”
McCann patted the bed next to her. “You know Armitage, you’re lucky to be here – we all are. Most of our kind are gone when they’re gone. You should try enjoy yourself and let go of the past.”
“Enjoy. Right” I said sitting down. ” I don’t even know who she is Elizabeth.”
McCann didn’t respond because Eldin started to stir, opened her eyes and began screaming at us at the top of her voice.
“Woah steady on” McCann said putting a hand over her mouth. Eldin struggled and thrashed around on the bed as she did so. “Hold her legs down.” Eldin’s eyes were wide and she was surprisingly strong for her size. “Calm yourself girl, we’re the good guys okay, you’re safe now.”
Her eyes darted around the room as she breathed heavily, her gills opening and closing in time with her rising chest..
“Everything okay over there McCann?” shouted Plumduff. Eldin seemed to recognise the voice and strained to try and see the source of it.
“Hello Eldin.” Plumduff walked across, her arm now in a sling folded across her chest. “You can untie her Elizabeth, we’re old acquaintances.”
Eldin remained fixed on Plumduff as McCann pulled out a short bladed knife from inside her boot and cut the ties around her hands and feet. She looked at me for a moment and then at O’Rourke and eventually back to Plumduff.
“Where did they go?” She asked, her voice soft, warm and almost lyrical. “Where’s Thrumhall?”
“Gone my dear” O’Rourke said striding over and straightening himself. “Fought them off almost single headedly don’t you know. James O’Rourke at your service.” He gave a clumsy half bow.
Calm yourself cardinal” Plumduff said as McCann smiled knowingly. “So Eldin” Plumduff continued. “I think we have a lot to talk about don’t you.”
Eldin sat up and swung her legs over the edge of the bed. She winced and touched her face where a large bruise was already forming. “What have you got yourself mixed up with Margaret? Those are some pretty nasty sorts and they are most interested in you and your officers.”
“Don’t let me stop you” Plumduff said. “Carry on.”
“You know who he is right? Thrumhall. You know what he has and what he plans to do with it? I assume that’s why you’re after him.” McCann shot a glance at Plumduff that told Eldin that the most esteemed Office of Entropy knew a lot less than she did and started to laugh. “Oh my god Maggie you have no idea do you.”
Plumduff didn’t find it funny in the slightest. Eldin hopped down from the bed and walked over to the machines sat on the table. “That’s what they were after”. She pointed at the screen and the colour drained from Plumduff’s face.
“I’d suggest you work out a way of finding them before they find you Maggie, all of you.”
Plumduff turned sharply on her feels and waved a hand towards McCann. “You need to get the rest of the Gadzooks and bring them back here as quickly as possible. And make sure they’re armed okay. Don’t tarry girl, chop chop.”
McCann didn’t stay to ask why and with a nod of the head ran from the room, her footsteps echoing down the hall until the outside door slammed closed behind her and she was gone.
“Anything else you can tell us” she asked turning back to Eldin.
“You going to pay me for this?” Eldin said folding her arms defiantly. “Information doesn’t come cheap you know.”
“When it’s all over you can name your price, but now I need you to tell me what I need to know.”
Eldin considered her position and decided that perhaps she had more to gain from being owed by Plumduff than she did by Thrumhall. “All I can tell you is that that to trigger that device he needs the shadows, and he needs them at their most powerful.”
At this point I had a moment of clarity of the sort that had avoided me since I had arrived at the In Between and for once I was ahead of Plumduff.
“That’s why he brought us back here” I said. “And why he always has them with him.”
“Got yourself a bright one there Maggie” Eldin said. “Cute too, for one of your kind.”
I felt myself blushing as she turned back to Plumduff smiling. “So what’s your plan then? I don’t reckon you have long Maggie.”
Plumduff straightened herself as best as she could with her good arm. “Armitage, be a dear and fetch me my bag would you. I have an idea.”
Been a few days without one. Let’s remedy that shall we.
Drinking in the sun
nodded off and then woke up
with third degree burns
Just because I can…
Rotund chap with a craving for cakes
Oh for pastries and sweet things he aches
he just cannot say no
to a cream filled gateau
so much so when he walks his moobs shake
For the second time I found myself back in Plumduff’s office wondering whether I might be able to get a new pair of shoes. McCann handed me a drink and Plumduff paced back and force behind her desk.
Okay so I’m doing M’s prompts going to try and do a full month as one long story with no planning. Today it is ‘Pastel Perspectives’.
The instructions are to simply write for ten minutes or so each day and that’s about it. It’s certainly taking me longer than ten minutes but I will keep going with this for as long as I can and see where each days takes this.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part15 Part16 Part 17 Part18 Part 19 Part 20 Part 21 Part 22 Part 23
For the second time I found myself back in Plumduff’s office wondering whether I might be able to get a new pair of shoes. McCann handed me a drink and Plumduff paced back and force behind her desk.
“He was a good man” she said, “he deserved better than that.”
“You never saw anything at all then?” McCann repeated.
“No, nothing. One minute he was about to ask me for something the next he was gone.” I finished the drink in one and held out the glass for McCann to pour me another which she did. “Has to be Thrumhall though, just has to be.”
Plumduff stopped pacing. “You are likely right but how do we explain this?” She said and pointed to the picture above the fireplace. Where once Crompton had stood so proudly now only the volcano and daffodils remained. “It’s like he never existed. This is something else.”
I took another drink. “I don’t know how they did it but The witches, Gravita and Sadara, they greed that Crompton would be first.”
“First?” said Plumduff.
“With the rest of us to follow yes.” I finished my drink and held it out for McCann to refill again. As if witnessing what happened to Crompton wasn’t enough I probably had a similar fate to look forward to.
“What else did you see” McCann asked filling my glass. “What was the device, what does it do?”
“From what I saw something to do with travelling between different realities within the Fracture. He also insists on having shadows with him at all times, and he insisted we needed to come to Nin, where you found us, but beyond that I don’t know Elizabeth. A lot of it is a blur to be honest.”
McCann and Plumduff exchanged glances and McCann shrugged.
“What was it that Crompton wanted from you?” Plumduff asked.
“I think it might have been my watch, I’m not completely sure though because before he could finish he….”
“Why would he want that?” McCann asked before I finished.
“No idea, wouldn’t have mattered anyway” I answered rubbing my wrist. “One of Thrumhall’s goons took it from me just after the witches left me with them. They took my badge as well. Seems they like shiny things, I was lucky they didn’t take my ring too but managed to keep it hidden from view.”
“They have your watch?” Plumduff said a note of excitement in her voice. “You’re certain of that.”
“Yes, think his name was Daktar. Not the brightest of types, large head, lots of arms, foul temper.”
“What are you thinking Margaret?” McCann asked. Plumduff seemed lost in thought as she began to pace again.
“The dials will tell us where they are, we can use them the same way we used them to find Armitage.” I looked up hearing my name and Plumduff continued. “But I don’t think this is a matter of where they killed Charles.”
McCann looked confused. “What do you men?”
“The picture Elizabeth, That was taken painted after Charles arrived here and he disappeared from it as if he never existed. They didn’t murder Charles somewhere, they killed him somewhen and whenever it was it was before that painting was made. They were never even here when they killed him.”
Plumduff saw the confused look on my face.
“It’s the device Armitage, whatever it is it allows them to be somewhen else, that is why we struggled to find you when you first disappeared. You weren’t here to be found you were somewhen else nd only when you returned to Nin could I track you down.”
“Super” I said noticing my drink was again empty and feeling a little light headed. “Do you have any tea?” I asked.
“No time for tea my boy, get your stuff together” she said reaching into her drawer, pulling out a pair of silver pistols and placing them on the desk in front of her, “and wake O’Rourke up. It’s time for a spot of revenge.”
McCann smiled and quickly exited the room to rouse O’Rourke.
“You okay?” Plumduff asked me placing the pistols in her handbag and walking across to where I sat and taking a seat next to me.
“Not really”
“No me neither” she said putting a hand on my arm. “Been a pretty rough few days hasn’t it?”
I nodded still looking down at my shoes.
“You want to stay here?” she asked.
I very much wanted to say yes but given everything I had been through and all I had seen it seemed wrong to hide away at this point. If Thrumhall was responsible for killing Crompton and they were coming for the rest of us then I wanted to at least go down fighting if this was to be my fate.
“No, I’m coming Margaret” I said looking up. Plumduff smiled and reached into her bag and handed me one of the pistols.
“Ever used one of those before?”
I shook my head. I’d seen enough of weapons when I was alive and got the general idea.
“You’ll work it out” she grinned. “What’s the worse that can happen eh.”
“Pistols, oh goody” boomed O’Rourke as he walked into the room. He had shed his Cardinal robes and was now wearing all black and sporting one of his own on one hip with his sword still hanging on the other. “We’re going in heavy then are we Maggie?”
“Precautions my dear” Plumduff replied. “Don’t want to get caught short a second time.”
“So what’s the plan then?” he asked.
“I need to grab a few things from Crompton’s office” she said and hurried out, returning a few minutes later and heading for the office door that lead out into the courtyard. She shouted back at us the familiar click clack of her heels echoing on the cold stone. “Do keep up people, we have work to do.”
As O’Rourke, McCann and I hurried after and we took the now familiar path and found ourselves on the outskirts of Nin once again. It was late at night, stars burning in the clear sky above and the Neon lighting up the darkness down below.
“So where to then Maggie” O’Rourke asked. “We could maybe grab a drink while we’re here, see how things pan out.”
Plumduff scowled at him. Small she might be but she “was a fearsome woman when the mood took her and she was in no mood for more of O’Rourke’s shenanigans and I was inclined to agree with her.
“We need information and there’s someone that I think can help us out.” She said. “Someone I know down hear the markets, Elden. If you want to know something she’s the person you want to speak to.”
She lead the way as we threaded our way through the busy streets, the hab zones towering high above us and the noises and smells of a busy city all around. Nin had developed as a trading post for so many of the other worlds that spanned the fracture and at every turn there was something more incredible to be seen.
“O’Rourke, keep up” Plumduff barked as he stopped to stare into the shop front of what I assumed was a sex shop of some sort. I couldn’t quite work out what the creatures were or what they were doing to one another but from O’Rourke’s face I could tell it was inappropriate.
“How did he end up here Margaret” I asked. “He seems very.” I paused. “Different.”
Plumduff laughed. “Another of the mysteries of the Fracture my dear” she replied. “O’Rourke, now” she demanded.
O’Rourke grinned and ran to catch us up as we ducked down a dark passage way and up a flight of steel stairs. Plumduff declined to knock on the heavy wooden door before us choosing instead to shoot out the lock and barge inside. There were shouts from inside as she stormed through.
“Heads up people” Plumduff said raising her pistol, “sounds like Elden has company.”
I decided that I would be more use bringing up the rear and allowed McCann and O’Rourke to push past me and watched all three quickly running down the hall away from me. The pistol was heavy in my hand and whilst I wasn’t afraid to use it was more concerned that I might accidentally hit one of the others.
Another door at the end of the hall was kicked open and the three of them burst through into a large open space that I decided must be where Eldin lived. It was sparsely furnished with a bed against one wall and a few pieces of furniture scattered about. A number of what looked to be computers at on a table near a window which overlooked the bust street below.
In the middle of the room, and I assumed this was not a regular feature, were a series of portals hovering just above ground level, a different coloured pastel hue emanating from each Beyond each I could see another word and stood in the middle of them holding the device was Thrumhall.
“Armitage” he roared a beaming smile spread across his face. “Fancy seeing you here.” His heavily armed gang stool to one side pistols raised. “Steady boys” he cautioned. “Let’s not be hasty eh. These are Eldin’s guests.”
A woman lay at his feet who I assumed was Eldin. She was probably not a great deal taller than Plumduff but considerably younger and seemed to be unconscious. Her face was bruised and bloodied.
“How are you Armitage” Thrumhall continued, “No Crompton with you I see. He not feeling well?” HIs posse roared with laughter and Plumduff walked forward a steely look in her eye and her jaw clenched.
“What did you do Thrumhall” Plumduff demanded her pistol raised.
“Put the weapon down woman” he snarled the smile now gone from his face. Two shadows curled themselves around his legs, their eyes burning bright as they stared towards us. “You’re outgunned and outmanned and if you know what’s good for you you’ll leave the way you came in and be grateful you get to live another day.”
“For now” one of the henchmen said laughing. I recognised him as the one that had taken my watch and badge.
“Maggie may I?” O’Rourke asked walking up beside her. He leaned down and whispered something into her ear.”
“You again” Thrumhall howled training his pistol on O’Rourke.
“Indeed” he replied and without warning threw himself forward through the air towards Thrumhall and squeezed off three rounds from his pistol. At that point all hell broke loose and once gain I found myself scrambling for cover as pistol shots rang out across the room.
Plumduff’s agility belied her age and she and McCann managed to throw themselves behind the bed as shots ripped into the walls around them while I somehow found myself stumbling through the doors and back in the passage that lead to Eldin’s room. More shots rang out and I could hear O’Rourke shouting loudly.
“Come on then” he screamed as he skidded across the floor, the first of his shots nicking Thrumhall’s shoulder and the other ricocheting around the room.
“Scram, now” shouted Thrumhall dropping his pistol and shoving the device into his tunic. He turned and dived through one of the portals as O’Rourke came to a halt just in front of Eldin. I peered around the door and could see the others followed suit and piling through the glimmering holes and then, in the blink of an eye as the shadows leapt through, they disappeared.
For a moment there was silence, eventually broken by O’Rourke’s booming voice.
“Bloody chicken’s the lot of them” he complained. “Every time they turn tail before we can get properly acquainted.” there was a real disappointment in his voice.
“Armitage, you still alive and kicking” shouted McCann as she and Plumduff emerged from behind the bed.
“Yes thanks” I replied walking back into the room to where the three of them now stood over Eldin. “She okay?
McCann kneeled down over and checked her pulse. “She’s fine, she’ll come around I’m sure.”
“Good” said Plumduff walking over to the computers where a picture of her filled half the screen. “Because when she does she is going to start by explaining whey she has all this information on me.”
Part 25 coming soon
Why not I say!
A hirsute young woman called Betty
who in bed got incredibly sweaty
but her chap didn’t mind
was incredibly kind
even though she resembled a yeti
Compton’s office was somewhat bigger than Plumduff’s, lined on two opposite sides with similar creaking bookshelves. If lacked the ornate fireplace of Margaret’s and on the walls not covered with books were displayed a collection of thick framed maps and sketches which I took to be some sort of representation of the In-Between.
Okay so I’m doing M’s prompts going to try and do a full month as one long story with no planning. Today it is ‘Window of Warning’.
The instructions are to simply write for ten minutes or so each day and that’s about it. It’s certainly taking me longer than ten minutes but I will keep going with this for as long as I can and see where each days takes this.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part15 Part16 Part 17 Part18 Part 19 Part 20 Part 21 Part 22
Compton’s office was somewhat bigger than Plumduff’s, lined on two opposite sides with similar creaking bookshelves. If lacked the ornate fireplace of Margaret’s and on the walls not covered with books were displayed a collection of thick framed maps and sketches which I took to be some sort of representation of the In-Between. Worn patterned carpets in dark reds and greens covered the floors and at one end of the room was a desk behind which he now sat with me opposite.
On his desk, again larger than Plumduff’s, was the collection of dials that they had used to track me down and the now empty bottle of whisky O’Rourke had so gratefully helped himself to earlier.
I could see he wanted to ask me a million questions but I think the look on my face told him that it might be wise to wait a little. I was first to break the silence, deciding that if I did not it was more than likely I would be whisked away again on a fool’s errand straight into the jaws of danger and it had been a terribly long few days.
“Why am I here Charles I asked?” It seemed the simplest of questions but one no one seemed willing or able to answer. He looked at me for while, then at the empty bottle and then back at me.
“I’m sorry” he said. “I know it’s all been pretty chaotic since you got here and hardly ideal but I assure you…”
“Charles, just answer the question” I snapped.
“It’s not that simple Armitage, you are looking for absolutes and those things are now a luxury.”
“So that’s it, I am supposed to accept that this is how it is and I should get used to other worlds and alien creatures and witches and whatever the hell Thrumhall and his lot are. That’s just the way it is.”
“Well no I just meant…” Crompton stammered.
“Oh and let’s not forget the tree and the Gadzooks and Periscope and Margaret and watches and rings and…” My face red I paused for breath and calmed myself. “Sorry. And the girl Charles, I saw her again when I thought Thrumhall’s lot were going to finish me off.”
Crompton stood from his desk and walked across to a small window that looked out onto the courtyard we had accessed from Plumduff’s office.
“We don’t know why we are here Armitage” he began looking out into the distance. “All we know is that very few of our kind make it here and those that do seem to end up in the office of Entropy. We suspect that it is something to do with the way we died but cannot be certain. What we do know is that someone needs to police things here, if that is at all possible, and that duty falls to us.”
“But why?” I asked. It still made no sense. “And why me? Why not somebody else?”
“Armitage, there is no why it just is. You remember Henry right?”
Armitage nodded. He also remembered watching him wander off into the grey as if called by the tree and feeling a sense of dread.
“Henry was here before you but it was too much for him and you saw what happened. That’s just the way things work. He returned to everywhere and everything.” He had a tone to his voice that I think he thought was deep and mysterious but mostly I just found it annoying and I wanted very much to throw a tantrum and shout how unfair things were.
I sighed. “Well it all seems bloody ridiculous if you ask me. And what about the girl. Why do I keep seeing her. It’s like I can feel everything she feels. A deep sadness.”
Crompton turned from the window and leant on the desk in front of me, arms crossed. “There are things that will become clear to you in time Armitage, it happens to us all. You are one of so few of our kind that make it over to the fracture once we die, and there will be a price to pay eventually. It seems to happen to us all at one point of another. Do you remember how you died?”
I shook my head.
“Thought not” he replied. “Always seems to escape us that one.”
As much as I liked Crompton I felt none the wiser and if anything more confused. “So that’s it then is it, that’s all you’re going to tell me. This is just how it is and a vague warning about something terrible that will happen some when in the future. Super.”
“When it comes to the ‘why’ I am afraid that is it yes” he replied. “Stick with Plumduff, follow your instincts and try and have a little fun.” He smiled as he said this but he was wholly unconvincing.
“Fun, right I see” I replied. The only person that seemed to be having any fun was O’Rourke and his version of a good time was not in the slightest bit appealing to me.
“On and another thing” Crompton continued. “I could do with your wa…”
He never finished the sentence as a look of horror flashed across his face. This was quickly replaced by one of pain as he tried to speak and then, just as Periscope had done he dissolved into a pool of nothing spilling onto the desk and at my feet on the floor.
I sat for a moment open mouthed as I watched my moccasins absorb some of what was left of him, the tide mark passing the one previously left after our encounter with Periscope. HIs ring and watch lay in the pool of his remains and as I watched him drip from the desk I did all I could manage.
I yelled at the top of my voice for Plumduff.