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More things to tut at.

We all need something right?

More things to tut at.

October at last

sugar sweet and fancy dress

things under the bed

Sketuiuiuch (2)

Author MichaelPosted on October 10, 2018October 6, 2018Categories haiku, UncategorizedTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun4 Comments on More things to tut at.

A life lesson

Choose to take heed or do not, that is wholly up to you of course.

A life lesson

Weekend with his mates

facebook photos tell a tale

insists only friends

Author MichaelPosted on July 28, 2018July 28, 2018Categories haiku, UncategorizedTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun3 Comments on A life lesson

We all need snuggles

Imagine the awkwardness upon waking up…

We all need snuggles

One beer leads to two

After three he’s anyone’s

Snuggles with hobos

Author MichaelPosted on June 9, 2018June 8, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun1 Comment on We all need snuggles

And now I lay me down to sleep

One more before bed

And now I lay me down to sleep

declares faithfulness

pinichioesque it grows

wooden shaft of shame

Author MichaelPosted on June 6, 2018June 5, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; funLeave a comment on And now I lay me down to sleep

Screw you haiku

How do I love thee
Let me count the ways. Oh, none
Can I keep the cat?

Screw you haiku

How do I love thee

Let me count the ways.  Oh, none

Can I keep the cat?

Author MichaelPosted on May 31, 2018May 31, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun5 Comments on Screw you haiku

Screw you haiku

One too many it seems.

Screw you haiku

Red eyed morn regret

Hung over, finds her glasses

God that is his face

Author MichaelPosted on May 31, 2018May 31, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; funLeave a comment on Screw you haiku

Screw you haiku

Been a few days without one. Let’s remedy that shall we.

Screw you haiku

Drinking in the sun

nodded off and then woke up

with third degree burns

Author MichaelPosted on May 26, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun5 Comments on Screw you haiku

Screw you haiku

Just a thought to end the day after a few lovely summers days here in the UK.

Screw you haiku

First rays of summer

pink flesh crisping in the sun

put your clothes on please

 

Author MichaelPosted on May 23, 2018May 22, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun3 Comments on Screw you haiku

Old people’s hips

It comes for us all eventually…

Old people’s hips

Come away like the

legs of a well cooked chicked

welcome to old age

 

Author MichaelPosted on May 10, 2018May 9, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun3 Comments on Old people’s hips

Another haiku perhaps

We don’t get a lot of sun here but when we do…heavens people go a little crazy.

Another haiku perhaps

In the mid twenties

lobster pink, shades of crimson

heaving piles of flesh

Author MichaelPosted on May 9, 2018May 8, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun5 Comments on Another haiku perhaps

Haiku O’Clock?

Why the devil not eh…

Haiku O’Clock?

He boasts, 6 inches

She scoffs, it ends in tears

he thought she meant girth

 

Author MichaelPosted on May 8, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; funLeave a comment on Haiku O’Clock?

Cha-ching

a convenient arrangement…

Cha-ching

A gold digger so very demanding

Clothes, Jewels, Cars all of the finest branding

his neck she’d sweetly kiss

as he tries to resist

in his trousers she’d then slip her hand in.

Author MichaelPosted on May 6, 2018May 5, 2018Categories limericksTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun1 Comment on Cha-ching

How frightfully crass

filthy stuff

How frightfully crass

Politician of high social station

took some tablets, sever constipation

halfway through a debate

such an explosive fate

shat his pants live in front of the nation

Author MichaelPosted on May 5, 2018Categories limericksTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; funLeave a comment on How frightfully crass

Its nearly bed time I think…

I had hoped for so much more, which I am sure you can relate to..

Its nearly bed time I think…

 

tears cascading

and heart aches, longing, hopeful

wifi signal lost

Author MichaelPosted on May 4, 2018May 3, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun4 Comments on Its nearly bed time I think…

They’re asking for it

more toilet humour I’m afraid

They’re asking for it

Once a fellow who rather liked blogging

Was forever the toilet unclogging

He’d insist it’s a must

When the toilet’s unflushed

that his children are due for a flogging

 

Author MichaelPosted on May 4, 2018May 3, 2018Categories limericksTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; funLeave a comment on They’re asking for it

A tale of woe, passion and weight loss

Doesn’t quite read brilliantly but you get the idea

A tale of woe, passion and weight loss

A master baker used iced fingers

To seduce two sisters, both cute gingers

Should have known they’d find out

And they did, have no doubt

as he gave them both aids, and that lingers

 

Author MichaelPosted on May 3, 2018May 2, 2018Categories limericksTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; funLeave a comment on A tale of woe, passion and weight loss

All I ask is that they flush occasionally

Kids!.

All I ask is that they flush occasionally

Potty trained! Rejoice!

but lo, what brown boats float on

the never-flushed sea

 

Author MichaelPosted on May 3, 2018May 2, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun1 Comment on All I ask is that they flush occasionally

Spring in the park

and repeat…

Spring in the park

Birdsong at day break

Warm golden rays creep slowly

Tramps stretch, greet the day

Author MichaelPosted on May 2, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; funLeave a comment on Spring in the park

Well thanks for that.

and repeat…

Well thanks for that.

 

Aah, old mans bladder

All zipped up, hands washed and flushed

Come back, you aren’t done

 

Author MichaelPosted on May 2, 2018May 1, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; funLeave a comment on Well thanks for that.

Oh sweet Jesus kill me now!

bleurghhhh

Oh sweet Jesus kill me now!

 

Trip to India

Explodes from extremeties

Fool drinks the water

 

Author MichaelPosted on May 1, 2018Categories haiku, UncategorizedTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; funLeave a comment on Oh sweet Jesus kill me now!

That’s gonna sting

He cheats then insists
The heart wants what the heart wants
Seems it wanted aids

That’s gonna sting

He cheats then insists

The heart wants what the heart wants

Seems it wanted aids

Author MichaelPosted on April 21, 2018April 29, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun4 Comments on That’s gonna sting

Oh cake

you little temptress

Oh cake

Ill just have one slice

Then I’m back on my diet

Only crumbs remain

Author MichaelPosted on April 20, 2018April 29, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun11 Comments on Oh cake

More Pork Based Punctuated Poetry

A true story. He still craves them to this day.

More Pork Based Punctuated Poetry

My good friend Jamil

to his horror discovered

scotch eggs, porktastic

 

Author MichaelPosted on April 18, 2018April 29, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; funLeave a comment on More Pork Based Punctuated Poetry

Lowering the tone

Don’t go acting all surprised, I haven’t done one for a week!

The old man’s scrotum

like two pendulous apples

in an old gym sock

Author MichaelPosted on April 16, 2018Categories haikuTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun3 Comments on Lowering the tone

True story…

I am actually off to one soon as the kids are ready

True story…

Off to a food fair

Not going to have much though

Food coma awaits

Author MichaelPosted on April 8, 2018April 8, 2018Categories haiku, UncategorizedTags silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun1 Comment on True story…

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