Think of the children
The joy on little faces
Wish we’d used condoms
One a day…
Think of the children
The joy on little faces
Wish we’d used condoms
Hark a new year
Bringing exciting fresh starts
And credit card bills
Christmas family time
Touchy, feely uncle Fred
Gran is a racist
Guess the suit saves him…
Fat man sneaks into the house
With a bulging sack
Around Christmas hearths
Where families come together
And hate each other
unwrapping my gifts
Im so happy I practiced
Xmas grateful face
Christmas comes around
Joy on the faces of kids
Suicide rates soar
Dad says elves make toys
Chinese children disagree
In low paid sweatshops
People of all faiths
Celebrate the holidays
They cant all be right
Christmas dinner, yum
Scoffs Sprouts, parsnips and cabbage
Code BROWN, Farts with lumps!
Christmas indulgence
diabetes took my toes
Should have had salad
Christmas comes early
Amazon black Friday deals
Cheap shit no one needs
Works Christmas party
Photocopied family jewels
HR want meeting
A saviour is born
Who will bring peace to the world.
Or wars. And paedos.
Oh jolly fatman
Sneaks down your chimney at night
And watches kids sleep
Carollers bring Christ
Hark the herald angels sing
Atheists slam doors
Reindeer hard at work
Sleigh bells, joy and Christmas gifts
Used to roam free once
Snowmen and sleighbells
Crisp snow brings Christmas delight
Hobos die freezing
One a day…
Friends and family
Indulge and make merriment
So drunk, shit the bed
One a day…
Silver bells, eggnog
Gifts and time with family
Soaring divorce rates
Whatever…
A fellow from south of the border
Ordered a bride on mail order
Sent her back, wasn’t right
Was well used and not tight
And he wanted her hips a lot broader
One Day, we meet when all is done
where day bleeds into night
And memories slip through our hands
So worthless now seem all your plans
Will you still know me, well you might
Though recollections could be none
What seemed so real and most profound
At heart of cause and plight
Is tossed like ships on raging seas
And pious men fall to their knees
Where you stand proud with clearer sight
But it still lies froze deep beneath the ground
But nothing stirs beyond the veil
where you so loud protest
Each test you failed in a fool’s crown
Your kingdom to its needs brought down
So say goodbye and go to rest
And feel the cold as heart slows, skin turned pale
|One a day for your holiday displeasure
Oh little Donkey
With your precious Christmas load
And murderous thoughts

