Tag: depression

A young fellow in Bangkok did wonder

why the ladies packed hot trouser thunder

grew up Christian, protected

so he never expected

but too late, went ahead, pleasant blunder

 

 

 

A young couple loves garden were tending

every moment each day they were spending

and their love grew and grew

oh the things they would do

though she drew a clear line at rear ending

 

Once a fellow woke up on a Sunday

at his cold wife winked “Hey is it fun day?”

she declined his request

and insisted at best

a quick hand job on three weeks from Monday

 

There once was a man from Phuket

beastly thing and he married a vet

how her pups made him shiver

rabbit made him so quiver

and her pussy well that made him sweat

There’s a fellow I know that pees sitting

as the end of his dick has a split in

and it sprays uncontrolled

and he can’t hit the bowl

just no chance of him aiming and hitting

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Girl I know met this lad Richie

few months in though she got a bit twitchy

know’s he’s cheated, such trash

as she’s picked up a rash

and it smells and’s incredibly itchy

 

 

Heard some Mexican made you feel queasy

and your tummy is feeling uneasy

some advice, for a start

don’t gamble on a fart

and by morning you should feel quite peachy

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once a virginal lass from Belize

met a chap fond of porno and sleaze

it was love at first sight

and she said that she might

once they’re married go down on her knees

 

A young vegan lass born in Botswana

fell in love and she married a farmer

Once she’d sampled his meat

could not resist the treat

daily gorges on cow, pork and llama

 

 

Scottish musician Roddy McDougall

rugged looks, kind and handsome, quite frugle

how the ladies would wilt

at the sight of his kilt

at his impressive bagpipes and bugle

Friend of mine has a proctologist

who shirks fingers instead uses fist

claims its truly divine

has it done all the time

he first tried it in Amsterdam pissed

Chap met a girl in a jacuzzi

at a party, quite raucous and boozy

all those bubble and jets

they were both rather wet

took her home, he’s a bit of a floozy

 

 

Once a fellow with waning resistance

he succumbed to a chap who’s persistence

saw his nights and most days

filled with sensual way

now he cant walk without some assistance

 

A quite flexible chap from Barundi

was a fellow from Thursday to Sunday

then some blusher, a tuck

padded bra and good luck

was a woman first thing on the Monday

 

Once a vet rather dark and malicious

he found hamsters and rabbits delicious

dog he found a bit tough

not like parrot or dove

and oh how he liked cats, nutricious!