A young couple of abstinence sceptic
Enjoyed oral, though she’s epileptic
Half way through had a fit
He yelled out, as she bit
Left it savaged, alas, it got septic
LIMERICK. GO.
Let us ease back into these…
Category: limericks
Limerick. E is for…
Another day another limerick
A dancer with hip sway, hypnotic
On the stage raked it on, so exotic
With a spin and a swirl
A gyration and twirl
Pried each pay cheque from onlookers wallet
Limerick. D is for…
Oh hello, old friend
Once a chap quite rotund, found of beers
On a diet ate saled, then cheered
Off the booze, quite the shock
There revealed was his cock
Which was hid neath his belly for years
LIMERICK. C is for…
And we continue…
A stomach troubled woman called Cath
Felt romantic, took her man for a bath
But alas, code brown troubles
When she giggled and made bubbles
And launched little brown ducks, not a laugh…
Limerick…B is for…
Another day, another limerick
Foot fetish butcher got wild at the sight
Of lambs feet, made his trousers go tight
Nothing got him as hot as
A pair of pigs trotters
And cloved hooves left him sleepless at night
Limerick. A is for…
Lets do an A-Z, shall we…
An acrobatic foodie called Wendy
Quite pliable, twist and bendy
She’d scoff meats, pies, and breads
With her legs round her head
TikTok famouns, became pretty trendy
A Limerick
Meh…bit out of practice
A dentist from south of Manilla
Found a wide gaping mouth quite the thriller
Be it clean or quite putrid
He’d get horny and stupid
He would grin as he asked, “Want some filler?”
Look, a limerick! Been a while
meh
Pyromaniac nympho called Linda
Took a lad home that she met on Tinder
Took some candles to bed
How he screamed as he fled
Burnt the poor fellows cock to a cinder
Limerick? Go on. Treat yourself.
Proof please
A keen mathematician, Tallulah
Would not let young boastful chaps fool her
Evidence, she’d insist
Even before they kissed
And checks both length and girth with a ruler
Limerick
Just dirty
ONE A BANKER OF GOOD REPUTATION
LOVE HIS INTEREST, GUILTS, BONDS AND INFLATION
BUT IN PRIVATE INSISTED.
TO BE SLAPPED KISSED AND FISTED
BY PAID DWARVES, SUCH ORGASMIC SENSATION
Limerick…filthy
Dirty…
Lust filed chap bought a doll on the net
So lifelike, it would even get wet
With its well modelled bits
Butt hole, front bum and tits
He declared, “It’s the best you can get!”
Limerick
YUM YUM YUM
A fellow of taste and good breeding
Loved big girls and he really loved feeding
Sweets, cakes, meats tarts and pies
Growing bums, tums and thighs
“One more bite”, he was often heard pleading
Another Simple Limerick
mmmmmmeat
Once a butcher who dearly loved meat
Would rub sausages betwixt his feet
Groaned and sensually grinned
As they burst from their skins
Eyes rolled back at the explosive treat
A Simple Limerick
The eye watering course of life and love
A fellow who cheated, contrite
Hoped his wife would forgive him, she might
Reach down deep in her heart
And they’d have a new start
But she lopped off his cock in the night
Limerick time
Whatever…
A fellow from south of the border
Ordered a bride on mail order
Sent her back, wasn’t right
Was well used and not tight
And he wanted her hips a lot broader
Sex doll limerick…
Another…yawn
There once was a quite lonely miner
Who ordered a sex doll from China
“There the best!” He insisted
“And can roughly be fisted
Tits, ass, boobs” he declared, “There’s none finer”
limerick…
Another?
A young lady with breasts by the plenty
Caused a stir with the clergy and gentry
They declared her ‘Queen Bawd’
Surely sent by the Lord
But on Sundays to church, refused entry
Internet stufff limerick
Wonder what the return charges were?
A fellow from south of the border
Ordered a bride on mail order
Sent her back, wasn’t right
Was well used and not tight
And he wanted her hips a lot broader
One before bed methinks
Get living…
Once a fellow who defeated cancer
said “I’ll be an exotic male dancer,
living life is a must,
I shall work on my thrust
a spray tan and gold thong is the answer”
limerick…dirty…
Its something…
- Prospective lover to his lady June
“One ball’s shrivelled just like a prune”
Nervously he confided
“And I’m somewhat lopsided
Other’s swollen just like a balloon.”
A Christmas warning…
Its coming!
Christmas looms very near on horizon
and the kids make their lists, things they’re prizin’
let the feeding begin
’till I grow a new chin
and my waist it increases in sizin’
Limerick, yawn
Might need a trim
A hirsuite young temptress from Dover
You would see each time she was bent over
Not only her thong
But butt hair, thick and long
Which she styled in a fancy comb over
A Late Night Limerick
Let rip…
I heard you’re quite bloated today
And you stomach’s all growly you say
Just give in, let it out
Unleash hell have no doubt
You’ll feel so much better quite soon
Yup, another limerick…
poop related
A faecal historian from Goole
Fascinated by fine bygone stool
How he took such delight
In a large corpalite
And if corn filled it made him quite drool
Late Night Limerick – Get well soon
You might want to get it looked at
Oh poor lamb heard you’ve got gonorrhoea
And the symptoms they seem quite severe
Now it burns when you piss
You’d not bargained on this
When you paid for that hooker, oh dear
Afterwards 