Why wont children sleep
When we say beds are crawling
With creatures that bite
Nom nom nom
tasty
Category: haiku
Get a job
and a proper house
Shoe dwelling temptress
Should have used contraceptive
Soup, beatings then bed
Its complicated
life eh…
She: craves love and depth
He: wants to wear her nickers
They: probably doomed
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: Joy and Fury
It’s something I guess
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for JOY and FURY I used BLISS and RAGE.
Cold darkness rages
as green seeps slowly from sleep
then at last relents
and warm sun shines on my back
as I watch, bliss returning
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Chance & Equal
Monday means it’s Ronovan time. This one’s for the gold diggers out there. You know who yiou are.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Of sorts.
Two loves – equal chance
the heart decides, can’t be swayed
unless by money…
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: Green and Patience
A grown up attempt at a tanka.
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for GREEN and PATIENCE I used VERDENT and SUFFERENCE.
Verdent and waiting
Her sufferenace nearing end
and cold chains released
Warm, I watch her slow brush strokes
bringing the landscape to life
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Slim & Chance
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows
One day I’ll be slim
the chance is good I reckon
should I contract aids
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: Renew and Refresh
Another grown up attempt at a tanka.
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for RENEW and REFRESH. I used AWAKEN and RESTORE.
Golden her embrace
and with warmth does hearts restore
embers awakens
yet in her passing cold creeps
and once more restores her reign
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Sneak & Night
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows
Loves light calls at night
young heart sneaks in, passions burn
wrong room, fondles mum
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: Energy & Knowledge
A grown up attempt at a tanka.
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for ENERGY and KNOWLEDGE. I used SPARK and UNDERSTANDING.
Universe unfolds
From single spark, life abounds
Ever expanding
Time and space beyond our grasp
Vast expanses of nothing
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Tart & Noise
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows
Red light lit, his tart
sweet and sultry,warm he glows
She who gave him crabs
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Zen & Noise
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows
German Aunt insists
“Keep down ze noise and zen you
shall have ze bratwuurst”
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: Bond & Seek
A grown up attempt at a tanka.
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for Character and Affection. I used Disposition and Tenderness.
Cold disposition
Winter holds firm unyielding
until spring awakes
Her tenderness revealing
new life long hidden in sleep
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Quick & Slip
I’m sure he chooses these words to test my self restraint.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
geriatric slip
how quick their hips dislocate
like well cooked chickens
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Shy & Blush
life eh….
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
Shy wedding night bride
Red blush , blood flows to extremes
by morning less so
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: Bond & Seek
I don’t take many things seriously but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly.
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for BOND and SEEK. I used Love and Search. Does ‘t quite tick all the boxes but it’s something.
Grey sky and sea merge
Love lost beyond horizons
searching and waiting
eyes closed she feels cold waves crash
lost at sea but still she hopes
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Body & Close
Don’t like it? That’s because it’s true.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way and this week there are two. The second to get the taste of the first out of your mouth.
Body close to hers
warm hands on cold clammy skin
necrophiliac
quick read this
Close the curtains please
late night fridge trip, body shows
need to bleach my eyes
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Sing & Peace
Don’t like it? That’s because it’s true.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
they sing his praises
Peace in the name of their god
and then rape children
Harsh but true. I think it’s about time people stopped using the phrase ‘Child Abuse’ and call it what it is. Child Rape. Yeah, you know who they are…
My Weekly Fetish Haiku 19th of January
Fairly obvious this one I think.
Instead of stopping these it was suggested that I simply do one a week instead. I’m sure you know which one this is right …
Click. Weather channel
soaring temperatures forecast
sploosh. Need new trousers.
Actirasty
Yup, turns out some people get all splooshy and feel aroused by the sun’s rays. Living in England I guess there is very little chance of me exploding all over my good work trousers because of a prolonged period of pleasant weather. I don’t really know how this one works to be honest. Is sun burn the holy grail of acrirastists? Is sun screen a major turnoff?
Maybe this is made up. But then it can’t be as it’s on the internet and the internet doesn’t lie.
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Press and Touch
Haiku challenge using press and touch…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
Cold winds press my cheeks
icy fingers painting white
earth feels winters touch.
Yeah see and you thought it would be all weird because it was press and touch right. Something along the lines of…
an unwelcomed touch
my name is kevin spacey
“pervert!” say the press
But I am better than that. I am. Honest.
My Weekly Fetish Haiku 12th of January
Fairly obvious this one I think.
Instead of stopping these it was suggested that I simply do one a week instead. I’m sure you know which one this is right …
Razor discarded
nature in all her glory
rum rampant run free
Pubephilia
So turns out it is the arousal to pubic hair. Now I don’t know not whether folk are excited by particular styles, they might well be, I didn’t research much further than that. It is fairly obvious the route it would go down, starting at brazilians and ending in the use of the phrase ‘classic 70’s muff’. I wont waste anyone’s time.
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: New & Experience
I don’t take many things seriously but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly.
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for GUIDE and DESTINATION. I used MAP then STEER and INTENTION then DESIGN. And its about change so that is another box ticked, and it is in the first person kind of maybe so I am thinking I have the structure and subject just about nailed if nothing else.
A path less travelled
raw emotions unchartedn
no map or compass
No intention or outcome
passenger to circumstance
Heart, fragile design
it races headlong unchecked
wildly, no steer
Until rest, satisfaction
contented at journeys end
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Magic and Hope
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
hope springs eternal
like magic it inspires
until you give up
Oh lordy that was a bit bleak wasn’t it.
She feels the magic
first impressions electric
and hopes he’s not gay
Hmm no still a bit dour
Walt’s magic kingdom
bringing hope for sick children
a treat before death
Oh I think maybe I should just give up today. There was such potential for merriment and hope and things of beauty.
😉
My Weekly Fetish Haiku 5th of January
I don’t mean offence.
Instead of stopping these it was suggested that I simply do one a week instead. I’m sure you know which one this is right …
Only got one arm?
tell me you were born like that
I need a moment
Hey I don’t mean me there okay just a metaphorical me in the name of the haiku. The more I research this stuff the more bizarre it gets. I get that the heart wants what the heart wants and a very good friend mine, a strapping handsome lad of 6ft plus, is married to a hunchback dwarf. She is lovely and they have been together forever, have a kid and have always seemed very much in love and rather happy.
Now I dont think he’s with her because of the differences though, he doesn’t seem the type of chap. Then again I might not know him at all and he might be a right dirty bastard who only wants her because of her hump and short stature and loves nothing more than twirling her around at the end of a long day.
Hmm. Nah, she wouldnt let him shes rather feisty. And, if it was a proper fetish I reckon he would need more than one hunchback dwarf in his life.
Oh it’s all very confusing.
Teratophilia is the arousal to the congenitally deformed
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Singe & Deep
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
I’ll try to singe them…
Deep subcutaneous burns
Can’t kill crabs with fire.
Afterwards 