Tag: get well soon

Once a christian chap from Uganda

caught a glimpse of gay porn, took a gander

soon large cocks he devoured

had his anus deflowered

And got Aids from a bloke in Rwanda

Once a dentist with cravings malicious

found his knocked out patients quite delicious

he would then go to town

with his trousers pulled down

you’d come round, mouth stretched wide, unsuspicious

Once a chap with a nasty sore back

took some weed for pain which lead to crack

now sells ass for a high

pay, he’ll milk you quite dry

for a tenner he’ll empty your sack

Christmas looms very near on horizon

and the kids make their lists, things they’re prizin’

let the feeding begin

’till I grow a new chin

and my waist it increases in sizin’

Once a chap with a loin stiffening craving

for large women with beards, he’d start raving

Hed explode with a splash

at a chick with a tash

hairy chins get him badly behaving

A young couple who’s love sadly soured

when he one night found himself devoured

he was drunk he insists

after penis and fists

found himself rather anally deflowered

Once a POTUS most surely deranged

gropes your wife, says the climates not changed

migrant hordes on the way

they’ll be here any day

and that Clinton’s quite clearly to blame