Lust filed chap bought a doll on the net
So lifelike, it would even get wet
With its well modelled bits
Butt hole, front bum and tits
He declared, “It’s the best you can get!”
Limerick…filthy
Dirty…
Category: limericks
Limerick
YUM YUM YUM
A fellow of taste and good breeding
Loved big girls and he really loved feeding
Sweets, cakes, meats tarts and pies
Growing bums, tums and thighs
“One more bite”, he was often heard pleading
Another Simple Limerick
mmmmmmeat
Once a butcher who dearly loved meat
Would rub sausages betwixt his feet
Groaned and sensually grinned
As they burst from their skins
Eyes rolled back at the explosive treat
A Simple Limerick
The eye watering course of life and love
A fellow who cheated, contrite
Hoped his wife would forgive him, she might
Reach down deep in her heart
And they’d have a new start
But she lopped off his cock in the night
Limerick time
Whatever…
A fellow from south of the border
Ordered a bride on mail order
Sent her back, wasn’t right
Was well used and not tight
And he wanted her hips a lot broader
Sex doll limerick…
Another…yawn
There once was a quite lonely miner
Who ordered a sex doll from China
“There the best!” He insisted
“And can roughly be fisted
Tits, ass, boobs” he declared, “There’s none finer”
limerick…
Another?
A young lady with breasts by the plenty
Caused a stir with the clergy and gentry
They declared her ‘Queen Bawd’
Surely sent by the Lord
But on Sundays to church, refused entry
Internet stufff limerick
Wonder what the return charges were?
A fellow from south of the border
Ordered a bride on mail order
Sent her back, wasn’t right
Was well used and not tight
And he wanted her hips a lot broader
One before bed methinks
Get living…
Once a fellow who defeated cancer
said “I’ll be an exotic male dancer,
living life is a must,
I shall work on my thrust
a spray tan and gold thong is the answer”
limerick…dirty…
Its something…
- Prospective lover to his lady June
“One ball’s shrivelled just like a prune”
Nervously he confided
“And I’m somewhat lopsided
Other’s swollen just like a balloon.”
A Christmas warning…
Its coming!
Christmas looms very near on horizon
and the kids make their lists, things they’re prizin’
let the feeding begin
’till I grow a new chin
and my waist it increases in sizin’
Limerick, yawn
Might need a trim
A hirsuite young temptress from Dover
You would see each time she was bent over
Not only her thong
But butt hair, thick and long
Which she styled in a fancy comb over
A Late Night Limerick
Let rip…
I heard you’re quite bloated today
And you stomach’s all growly you say
Just give in, let it out
Unleash hell have no doubt
You’ll feel so much better quite soon
Yup, another limerick…
poop related
A faecal historian from Goole
Fascinated by fine bygone stool
How he took such delight
In a large corpalite
And if corn filled it made him quite drool
Late Night Limerick – Get well soon
You might want to get it looked at
Oh poor lamb heard you’ve got gonorrhoea
And the symptoms they seem quite severe
Now it burns when you piss
You’d not bargained on this
When you paid for that hooker, oh dear
Limerick
been a while…
Once a lad with a craving for butts
Would spend all of his money on sluts
Had none left to pay rent
Now he lives in a tent
Rents his out, charges extra for nuts
Aah such a sweet limerick
Work is work…
An industrious hobo from Kent
.
had no home, not a box nor a tent
.
sold his bottom for cash
.
round his mouth, nasty rash
.
on cheap liquor his takings were spent
.
Limericky icky get well soon
Get well soon you mucky bugger
Get well soon hear you contracted syph
.
and its pungent and rancid don’t sniff
.
cos it’s looking quite green
.
get antibacs and some cream
.
stay downwind cos god you sure whiff
.
Tuesday limerick goodness.
It is indeed a slippery road..
Once a chap with a nasty sore back
took some weed for pain which lead to crack
now sells ass for a high
pay, he’ll milk you quite dry
for a tenner he’ll empty your sack
Saturday limerick. Explicit.
Sweary indeed….
A tourette’s suffering fine voiced young fellow
.
joined a group and sang sweet acapello
.
Until he stood at the front.
shouted “Tit, shit, fuck, cunt”
.
in a rather deep baritone bellow.
.
Yup, another poo limerick…
a load of old poo
A faecal historian from Goole.
.
Fascinated by fine bygone stool.
.
How he took such delight.
.
In a large corpalit
.
And if corn filled it made him quite drool
Look, a Ye-Olde Limerick…
Hear ye, hear ye…
A wench with a bosom a plenty.
Bedroom skills quite a hit with the gentry
.
For a couple of shilling
.
She’s both ready and willing
Come around her back alley for entry
Some Saturday night limericks
A few of these…
‘My Friend’ watches far too much telly
.
middle aged, double chins and round belly
.
legs and arms got quite thick
.
now he can’t see his dick
.
and his man boobs they jiggle like jelly
—
A husband one day proclaimed dead
.
seems his wife shot him right through the head
.
on his phone saw a text
.
“Banged your sister, you’re next!”
.
really made quite a mess of the bed
—-
Farmers wife with a craving for men
.
got caught cheating again and again
.
hub quite angry threw fits
.
then he chopped her to bits
.
fed her parts to the pigs in his pen
.
Hey you. Got another bestiality limerick for you ‘n your mum
Nasty
Lonely farmer, long nights, all alone
.
watched hot animal vids on his phone
.
he succumbed to desire
.
as lambs set him afire
.
and the squealing pigs so made him moan
.
Limerick
It’s something I guess…
A poetry lover called Jake
For a muse how his body did ache
To inspire to great things
Let his words soar on wings
And perhaps a fine bottom to shake
Afterwards 