Oh Monday sweet disgusting Monday

A limerick…

Married fellow it seems he did wonder

about porn that he watched, “chocolate thunder”

then he hungered and craved

the dark python quite shaved

till he had it – it tore him asunder…






Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

12 thoughts on “Oh Monday sweet disgusting Monday”

  1. Not to put too fine a point on it but I was thinking along the lines of a particularly large black penis . probably a significantly above average girth rather than eye watering length.

    Though i guess a large basketball player could work too.

    Any crass, lazy and ignorant stereotype really 🙂

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