Get well soon you dirty little monkey

WHat goes on tour apparently did not stay on tour

So a businessman based up in Libya

from his trip brought home crabs and chlymidia

and a vase from Phuket

from a trans chap he met

and a rash from this lass from Namibia

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

7 thoughts on “Get well soon you dirty little monkey”

  5. oh I had a variety. lol. there is one limerick that I am still struggling with. I will crack it eventually and that day there will be cake for all because it will be the greatest and most offensive Limerick yet.

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