Friday baby yeah!

It is here at least…

Once a lonely young fellow from China

on the net bought a plastic vagina

alas counterfeit wares

suffered bad penis tears

should have gone to Flesh Light, there’s none finer.


I now have a search on my laptop for best fake vagina.  Bloody hell.  Actually I also have one from this morning for symptoms of gonorrhoea.  I think perhaps I may need to flush my cookies and search history just in case the kids have a go on my laptop.  Or my wife.















Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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