Instead of stopping these it was suggested that I simply do one a week instead. I’m sure you know which one this is right …
Only got one arm?
tell me you were born like that
I need a moment
Hey I don’t mean me there okay just a metaphorical me in the name of the haiku. The more I research this stuff the more bizarre it gets. I get that the heart wants what the heart wants and a very good friend mine, a strapping handsome lad of 6ft plus, is married to a hunchback dwarf. She is lovely and they have been together forever, have a kid and have always seemed very much in love and rather happy.
Now I dont think he’s with her because of the differences though, he doesn’t seem the type of chap. Then again I might not know him at all and he might be a right dirty bastard who only wants her because of her hump and short stature and loves nothing more than twirling her around at the end of a long day.
Hmm. Nah, she wouldnt let him shes rather feisty. And, if it was a proper fetish I reckon he would need more than one hunchback dwarf in his life.
Oh it’s all very confusing.
Teratophilia is the arousal to the congenitally deformed
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