A cherubs chorus
Ruddy cheeked in white garments
Priest craves the high notes
A cherubs chorus
Ruddy cheeked in white garments
Priest craves the high notes
A cherubs chorus
Ruddy cheeked in white garments
Priest craves the high notes
sometimes I just start typing words and hope something even half sensible emerges…
A heady mix of dark and light she dances
like gossamer on the breeze and sugar on the tongue
she delights, and in her freedom beckons you to follow
sweet whispers and soft words engage
and head and heart and form then with electric thrill
and without thought of consequence enslaved
to worship and new supplicant is wilful born
and freely takes his place in writhing mass of flesh
Holiday romance
Sun, sangria, sweet stranger
Rampant pubic crabs
A fat fellow quite fond of cream cake
And sweet treats, for their goodness he’d ache
Gorged on chocolate and choux
Gateaux and jam tarts too
And meringues, well they’d make his moobs shake
Ok its a limerick…the subheading is a haiku. I could fix it but…ill just leave it 🙂
And evermore to be repaid…
Awake she waits then into darkness falls
of loss and life and love and all that passed her by she ponders
and soft and slow surrenders to sweet malaise
and in madness and malady consumed embraces him
Her hand in his, and whispers promised sweet
Lured on and on and blind to all but he
And chains that bind and loves dear heart so foul corrupts
He beds and binds and breaks then tossed aside
And in that moment scorned and used
Heart breaks over evermore and rising laughter sounds
Tasted, taunted temptress feels the pain again
That she so harsh inflicted causing loves pure heart to fail
A quickie indeed.
M’s writing prompts for March came with the following instructions:
“…set your timer for ten minutes and begin writing about one of the prompts listed below. Don’t worry about spelling, punctuation, neatness, or anything like that; just write!”
Let us see what I can do in ten minutes…
Crackle of interference
Space and time ripped asunder
And the night lights up lightning and thunder
Wormholes spin and fill the sky
And mothers scream and children run
Nowhere to go our time is done
And through swarm hordes of creatures dark
And feast on flesh and gnaw on bone
Like locusts into every home
Through glitch in time and space they’re drawn
They can’t be stopped they know no rest
‘till all’s devoured galaxies pest
Sun blotted out fields turned to red
And mankind wiped out in a blink
Like water swirling down the sink
Bawdy and tawdry
There once was a hooker from China
Had a really quite massive Vagina
Caused by years of abuse
It was frightfully loose
Yet some said there was not one finer
Firm pecs and taut glutes
Bronzed he poses, Adonis
Minuscule penis
Firm pecs and taut glutes
Bronzed he poses, Adonis
Minuscule penis
Slowly it ticks away filled with laughter and joy…
Slowly it ticks away filled with laughter and joy
Sweeping us along oblivious to how quickly it flies
Until with wrinkled trembling hands
We hold treasures dear and gaze with fading eyes
And remember no longer moments vivid and clear
But yet remain content with what we know we had
A witches curse…
M’s writing prompts for March came with the following instructions:
“…set your timer for ten minutes and begin writing about one of the prompts listed below. Don’t worry about spelling, punctuation, neatness, or anything like that; just write!”
Let us see what I can do in ten minutes…
Bootles beetles grubs and grime
Pinch of madness dash of time
What once was yours shall soon be mine
and you shall be distraught
A splash of envy, fist of hate
A ruptured spleen and twist of fate
Never on time and always late
In her web are you caught
And to her will you’ll surely bend
No stitch in time your soul to mend
And sadness is your only friend
So heed the lesson taught
Or you will find as time goes by
All will be lost in blink of eye
Your days to waste and lonely die
A life that’s lived for naught
Ill allow myself just this one
Once a POTUS quite fond of a thong
Had affairs oh but now it’s gone wrong
As he’s paid for his sex
Grabbed wifes pussies, what’s next?
Maybe faceboook live showing his dong?
He holds her gently
Whispering soft sweet nothings
All part of his plan
He holds her gently
Whispering soft sweet nothings
All part of his plan
nom nom nom
Jiggling, sweat pools and jowls drool
Ill fitting, tight sitting, pants splitting
Slowly, thighs chafe and crevices clammy
Never ending, chair bending keep pretending
One more, maybe two, empty boxes
Lips licking leftover picking
Old notch, new notch new belt
Digging into squishy pink flesh
And more, ever more ravenous
Until alone, mouldy folds and cold
One last trip, fat to render
And dripping, burning furnace consumed
ooh naughty
There once was a lass form Doncaster
Who screamed and begged “Baby go faster”
She could not get enough
Of his lovely man stuff
Had a copy of it made of plaster
Holiday romance
Sun, sangria, sweet stranger
Rampant pubic crabs
Holiday romance
Sun, sangria, sweet stranger
Rampant pubic crabs
The poor lass.
M’s writing prompts for March came with the following instructions:
“…set your timer for ten minutes and begin writing about one of the prompts listed below. Don’t worry about spelling, punctuation, neatness, or anything like that; just write!”
Let us see what I can do in ten minutes…
Once a fellow met twins
who embodied most sins
and he nicknamed them Pouty and Plump
One had full vacuum lips
and the other round hips
and they’d once spent a night with Don Trump
That’s about as far as I got in ten minutes. I toyed with all sorts of ideas and all I could manage was that and whilst it probably hasn’t gone too far yet it probably would have. Sometimes when I write the first idea I have is what makes it to the page and that idea can dominate to such an extent that no other will shift it and that was the case with this one.
The thing is, I made a conscious effort to remove the twat that is Donald from my writing a month or two ago now and apart from perhaps one or two slips have found myself in a much happier place because of it. I removed him from my twitter as best I could and made a real effort to simply not consider anything to do with him.
I am sure there are many arguments for and against my approach and I am sure they are all pretty compelling but for me, right now, I like ignorance. It is bliss after all.
Dirty fellow…
Once a fellow of scant recollection
Could not recall that he’d had an erection
inside a fresh hot dog bun
He’d accosted a nun
Now he’s locked up for his own protection
warm tender kisses
secret smoker revealing
her mouth tells no lies
warm tender kisses
secret smoker revealing
her mouth tells no lies
he watches her leave
a delight she floats sublime
wife glares, couch tonight
He watches her leave
a delight she floats sublime
wife glares, couch tonight
Of a man and his love for his sheep.
A young shepherd loved poetry deep
Would wax lyrically about his sheep
Though he went way too far
Dressing one in a bra
And then spooning her there in her sleep
Of all the things you hold most dear.
M’s writing prompts for March came with the following instructions:
“…set your timer for ten minutes and begin writing about one of the prompts listed below. Don’t worry about spelling, punctuation, neatness, or anything like that; just write!”
Let us see what I can do in ten minutes…
There is a man with jelly jars
Keeps babies teeth and fallen stars
And virgins tears and la-de-das
And fathers best cigars
Into your home he sneaks at night
And steals the things you hold so tight
And harvests thought both dark and light
And steals them without fight
And when you wake it feels amiss
You cant remember your first kiss
You thought you had more cash than this
and fear replaces bliss
and so he steals your dreams and plans
and time and love holds in his hands
lets slip away like grains of sands
and returns to distant lands
She pages through albums
Dog eared corners, tear stained, well thumbed
Faded smiles and distant echoes of laughter
Take her back each time and lines fade from her face
Sun through broken windows illuminates
And beckons from the shadows
Memories of those who for far too long have waited
Fearful of the dark and of her rage
In those moments small hands held and brows kissed
Full bellies and blankets tightly tucked
Of regret no thoughts and of nighty nights
Until setting sun brings once more dark veil
And as sepia eyes smile and say goodnight
She looks through bars to catch sunsets dying embers
And lies as stars peek through inky black
and regrets, remembers and tries to forget
Truly scraping the bottom of the barrel here…I should be ashamed.
M’s writing prompts for March came with the following instructions:
“…set your timer for ten minutes and begin writing about one of the prompts listed below. Don’t worry about spelling, punctuation, neatness, or anything like that; just write!”
Let us see what I can do in ten minutes…
There was once was a fellow called billowy breezes
His real name was Bob and he shits when he sneezes
So great is the force that it buckles his kneeses
And bent over he tends to explode
“Can’t be helped” he insists when he’s asked on the matter
One time at a wedding the bride he did splatter
Caked a kitty in turds left her fur quite in tatters
When one day he was crossing the road
If he’s sniffly at work folk will run and take cover
He once exploded so hard the filth knocked a man over
Hes quite famous, once painted the white cliffs of dover
After eating some chillis he’d growed
So watch out if you see him take care and beware
It not really his fault and yes people will stare
You should not walk behind him on the way up the stair
Just in case he happens to unload
Happy Friday!
A poor beauty but so very hot
Wealthy suitors lined up hot to trot
Married rich, left her mums
Now she’s back in the slums
She got fat, he got rid in a shot
he calls her name loud
back arched, the throes of passion
she stirs from her sleep
He calls her name loud
back arched, the throes of passion
she stirs from her sleep
The poor lass.
M’s writing prompts for March came with the following instructions:
“…set your timer for ten minutes and begin writing about one of the prompts listed below. Don’t worry about spelling, punctuation, neatness, or anything like that; just write!”
Let us see what I can do in ten minutes…
In powder blue a true delight
Her belly full her clothes quite tight
He knocked her up hes doing right
And marrying it seems
She loves him so, he thinks he might
Just love her back but late last night
He met this girl oh quite a sight
she quite fulfilled his dreams
well dreams may be a wee bit trite
they fondled in the pale moonlight
and to her place they headed right
and devious thoughts he schemes
And home at crack of new day light
inside he tries to tread so light
but she’s aware and now his plight
is far worse that it seems
He tries to lie but gets a fright
As on his neck she left a bite
no longer he her shining knight
Tears replace loves beams