Pissy tanned tyrant
I do so hope you get aids
of the prison type
Oh come on how was this going to end any other way. Seriously?
Pissy tanned tyrant
I do so hope you get aids
of the prison type
They said it like it was a bad thing?
Another Ronovan prompt
Home, where the heart is
care free. Until evicted.
mortgage overdue
I missed last week’s prompt because of reasons so nice to be getting back to a Tuesday tanka again. On a Wednesday.
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday. This week the challenge was to use synonyms for HURRY and LAST. I used DASH and FINAL.
Heart broken and lost
a final embrace, farewell
and once more alone
into her pillow she cries
as he dashes to Tinder
Another Ronovan prompt
Heartbeat gentle pounds
fragile thrum and thump each day
then it stops, you die
How could I resist
Hate my body art?
well that works out about right
‘cos I hate your face
https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/05/14/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-201-bodyart/
Tank you very much
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for BELONG and DREAM. I used OWNED and FANTASY.
By you, my heart owned
A fantasy unfulfilled
object of desire
but I cant come near you now
bloody restraining order
How could I resist
He swears faithfulness
She doubts her love, nasty rash
and peeing fire
https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/05/07/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-200-irefire/
Tank you very much
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for SING and CELEBRATE. I used CROON and TOAST.
Lights dimmed, spotlight’s glare
Croon to number forty two
a toast at night’s end
In his head a superstar
the lord of karaoke
I resisted using the word moist…
You love my haiku
Obsessed with it’s tight format
anticipation
He leaves, free at last
this time he will find true love
dies sad and alone
He leaves, free at last
this time he will find true love
dies sad and alone
I know its inappropriate but you know, as my grandad used to say…worse things happen at sea.
Inspired by electric six which just happened to be on my playlist.
Happily married
or so he always insists
at the blue oyster
A Tanka kinda doo-da
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for GATHER and SOFT. I used COLLECT and SQUIDGY.
Years take their toll
Naked he collects his girth
sweating and squidgy
She sighs and turns out the light
smiling thinks of his brother
Okay so I never took it that seriously this week. Sorry Colleen, I shall try harder next time it’s been a long week…:)
A cautionary tale
A Tanka kinda doo-da
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for DANCE and COMMAND. I used BALLET and DIRECT.
Golden rays command
and direct verdent ballet
to it’s wistful tune
And breathless, new eyes look on
enraptured by her beauty
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
with sweet tender smile
she blossoms no longer shy
as beers she downs
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
For some reason this was sRonovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows
Loves light calls at night
young heart sneaks in, passions burn
wrong room, fondles mum
I’ll keep trying
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for GROW and HONOUR. I used NURTURE and TRIBUTE.
Gold fingers nurture
and coax to life once again
with beauty tributes
to those who have gone before
and birth those then to follow
It’s something I guess
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for CHARM and TIME. I used COAX and AGE.
Coaxed from cold rich earth
with promise of golden clothes
she smiles and walks forth
And across the land she glides
light after an age of dark
To be clear, I am a big fan of the Royals.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Of sorts.
Sweet Megan Merkel
Hopeful of regal station
with ginger bollocks
It’s something I guess
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for JOY and FURY I used BLISS and RAGE.
Cold darkness rages
as green seeps slowly from sleep
then at last relents
and warm sun shines on my back
as I watch, bliss returning
I would sack her…
Bo-Peep, careless lass
Tailless sheep found at last
World’s worst shepherdess
Monday means it’s Ronovan time. This one’s for the gold diggers out there. You know who yiou are.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Of sorts.
Two loves – equal chance
the heart decides, can’t be swayed
unless by money…
Ruining more childhood memories one by one
Meeny miny moe
They will never change the words
Hear the clansmen sing