A flatulent baker called Martin
Won all contests he’d entered his tarts in
His baked wares were the best
And he proudly confessed
“‘Cos as well as sweet treats, they have fart in!”
Hey. Psst. You, yes you. Got a nasty limerick for you.
It’s just one. It will be fine. No one will know trust me…
Afterwards 
His tarts might have taken the prize
But he’d rather have entered his pies
He’d strained hard to guff in
Those savoury muffins
But what followed was quite a surprise
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His tarts might have taken the prize
But he’d rather have entered his pies
When he’d tried hard to guff in
His savoury muffin
What followed was quite a surprise
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Ha! Love it! Truly a,bakery of note!
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Neat little things. I wouldn’t dare try his goods after reading this. 😀
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