Another Dirty Friday Limerick.

One about a dildo bike

Once a cock mad na-tu-rist called Mike

bought himself a quite fab dildo bike

Grinning, rides through the grass

as it pummels his ass

Likes it dry, but use lube if you like

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

20 thoughts on “Another Dirty Friday Limerick.”

  1. No… Nothing… Never mind… Forget about it… Don’t worry… It was nothing… Really… Just go on about your business…

    *plucking eyes out*

    Nope… Still there…

    *jumping off cliff*

    RIP

    better 😇

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  5. Ahh, this brings back such memories of learning to ride a bike. I never could figure out though, why my creepy uncle was so hellbent on me learning. Hmm.

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