Aah Monday…

As the seasons begin to change you might find yourself in need of a get well soon limerick. Well you might. Maybe.

Oh poor thing heard you snuffling and sneezing

and your chest sounds quite tight and you’re wheezing

so stop smoking, you dick

I don’t care that you’re sick

and not smelling you would be quite pleasing

 

Well okay that was rather rude wasn’t it.  As an ex smoker I do still miss a cigarette from time to time, especially in the winter.  Oddly less so in the summer.  I enjoyed vaping for some time too but eventually got bored of the whole lot and packed it in.  I do miss all the smoke breaks I used to take at work…

 

 

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

5 thoughts on “Aah Monday…”

  1. I think that’s why I never found smoking very appealing. It was always too hot out to be very enjoyable where I used to live. But it was a really good excuse to take a break. Fortunately I only entertained the idea for a year before giving it up completely. And they say you lose 7 mins of your life for every one you smoke. And since I smoked around one cigarette a day that year, that means I’ve got about two days less of my life to live now. Guess that’s not too bad. Lol… Could be worse. 😉

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  2. My dad was in the hospital for pneumonia and still, what was the first thing he did when he got home? Smoked a cigarette! I never have had one and never want to. I’ve inhaled enough second hand smoke I don’t “need” to smoke. LOL

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