A sex toy purveyor called Brenda
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Bought a dildo, a thick double-ender
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With each end like a dragon
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How she could not stop braggin’
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Left her unable to walk and quite tender
A Limerick
All hail the queen of dragons!
Tag: sex toy
Well, well, another limerick….
A dirty one about putting people in one’s mouth.
Astute mathematician, Horatio
Pythagarus Fan, loved fellatio
He could tell at first sight
If it’d fit or be tight
Could guess length, girth, and shaft to mouth ratio
An unexpected Christmas gift.
What a surprise that would have been…
My son turned 14 the other day and he had 7 of his friends over for a sleep over after a trip to the movies and for something to eat. I know, I know, at this point you are already probably shaking your head because yes you are right, it was a bloody stupid idea.
To be fair to them they are a pretty nice bunch of lads but that said they are still 14 year old boys and therefore also a huge pain in the arse. As expected they were loud, they smelled awful and they all think they are most funny when they are not. Even when they were still pissing about at 2 in the morning it was kind of expected so for the most part I just let them be.
The next morning though there was a rather unexpected surprise when I went into my Amazon account to order a last minute Christmas gift. Seems they had been using the Amazon Alexa search and order functionality to pick up some last minute Christmas gifts themselves.
Below is just part of the Alexa search history and the item I found awaiting my check out.
Well at least the wife says it was them…
Such thoughtful boys…
Afterwards 