Tag: humour

Once a POTUS quite fond of a thong

Had affairs oh but now it’s gone wrong

As he’s paid for his sex

Grabbed wifes pussies, what’s next?

Maybe faceboook live showing his dong?

There once was a lass form Doncaster

Who screamed and begged “Baby go faster”

She could not get enough

Of his lovely man stuff

Had a copy of it made of plaster

Once a fellow of scant recollection

Could not recall that he’d had an erection

inside a fresh hot dog bun

He’d  accosted a nun

Now he’s locked up for his own protection

A young shepherd loved poetry deep

Would wax lyrically about his sheep

Though he went way too far

Dressing one in a bra

And then spooning her there in her sleep

A poor beauty but so very hot

Wealthy suitors lined up hot to trot

Married rich, left her mums

Now she’s back in the slums

She got fat, he got rid in a shot

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?

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Once a placid young chap from Brazil

Snapped, killed his wife with a drill

Said “she would scream and she’d shout

And my patience ran out

As her voice was quite loud and so shrill.”

 

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?

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There once was a buillder from Leeds

Had no kids as he wonky seeds

and his wife’s now devout

With her belly stuck out

“…Miracle, I’m no trollop” she pleads

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?

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A Preacher shouts “By God I’m blessed”

Yet at home you would find him cross dressed

French cut panties all lace

Basque pulled taught at the waist

really loves how it shows off his chest

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?

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A gym bunny, just one of the boys

Wanted mass so he turned to the ‘roids

As his pecs grew quite thick

He lost sight of his dick

He don’t care ‘cos he flexes with poise

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?

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A young chap thought that he would perhaps

Enjoy butt sex then his sphincter collapsed

Oh my god came the shout

As his insides dripped out

It’s like someone turned on the shit taps

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?

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Once a preacher condemned fornication

And booze, porn, drugs and masturbation

Then was caught by the press

In lipstick, wig and dress

Giving hand jobs to men near the station

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?

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Heard a tale of a quite horny Vicar

Met a nun and he wanted to lick her

From her head to her shins

Then forgive all her sins

Then smoke fags and do shots of string liquor