A Monday Limerick

Well it’s Friday here…

A lewd husband, bum obsessed, inventive

Begged his wife for love, back door, incentive

Of her beauty he’d gush

For a crack at her tush

She’d not budge, no way, anal retentive

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation; View all posts by Michael

7 thoughts on “A Monday Limerick”

80smetalman says:

September 10, 2019 at 5:22 pm

Good on her!

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leigha66 says:

September 11, 2019 at 1:15 am

Glad to see you haven’t lost your touch with limericks!

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Michael says:

September 11, 2019 at 5:55 am

Lol ta… still struggling to get here much but i try

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Clever Girl says:

September 12, 2019 at 10:47 pm

HAHA!

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grocerywhisperer says:

September 14, 2019 at 1:18 pm

Hilarious, as always. 😀 hahaha

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grocerywhisperer says:

September 30, 2019 at 10:56 am

A grocery girl named Whisper,
Known to be a lisper,
Repeated, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,
Give us a fresh limerick to like, like,
So he threw his dong in the crisper.

It’s fucking stupid but it made me laugh. lol

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Michael says:

September 30, 2019 at 8:46 pm

Ha i like very much! And good thinking add im just girding my poetic loins to get back on the horse

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