A pork based limerick.

Mmmmm bacon….

Once a muslim chap who so loved bacon

So much so that it left his faith shaken

How in god could be trust

When for chops he did lust

And roast gammon…it left him a quakin’

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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