Once a bloke, for ‘the one’ he was waiting
spent his nights quite alone masturbating
Past his prime with regret
He went onto the net
Bought himself a girlfriend, self inflating
A limerick about sex dolls
Squishy
Squishy
Once a bloke, for ‘the one’ he was waiting
spent his nights quite alone masturbating
Past his prime with regret
He went onto the net
Bought himself a girlfriend, self inflating
Afterwards 
now i have that police song stuck in my head….
😀
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Nothing like a good ear worm!
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Link wouldnt work but I figured the one 🙂
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