A poor chap with a weak constitution
spent much time on his daily ablutions
he would wipe, scrub and clean
’till his bottom did gleam
and was free from unsightly pollutions
Better do a limerick then hadn’t I.
A poor chap with a weak constitution
spent much time on his daily ablutions
he would wipe, scrub and clean
’till his bottom did gleam
and was free from unsightly pollutions