Screw you haiku

Ill take any reaction on this one..

The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.

Donald, tanned jabba

Rancid Pepsi cola belch

Touching your granny

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

6 thoughts on “Screw you haiku”

  1. Michael!!! How dare you besmirch Pepsi by associating it with that…that…I don’t know what to call him anymore! He drinks Diet Coke by the gallons. COKE! Not Pepsi! Thank goodness he doesn’t drink Moxie with its orange can and all. Yeah, you’ll have to look that one up. It’s only popular in the North East. Some people think it’s vile, some love it. I’m in the latter group. But I like Pepsi more….

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  3. Speaking ill of him infringes upon his amendmenth amendment rights to not have bad things said about him. You’ll be facing an embargo and an injunction!

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  5. The Donald does not have man boobs, he has Greatness Growths filled to overflowing with the sweet nectar of American Pride!

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