I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?
There once was a fellow from Crete
had a quite kinky craving for feet
how he craved toes and heels
cos it gave him sex feels
and the odour he loved, oh so sweet
Afterwards 
Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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We had a rather religious neighbor and one time she was walking around a drugstore, when a young man approached her and asked if he could suck her toes. She nearly had a heart attack.
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Bet she wishes she had!
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Secretly my mom and I chuckled over it, even though when she called my mom on the phone to tell her, she sympathized with her. I’d have loved to have been a fly on the wall when he asked her that question.
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she must have had delightful open toed shoes on perhaps. How could the poor chap resist lol
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Those peep-toed shoes just did him in. 🙂
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lol and her a church goer too 🙂
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Yes, that made it all the funnier. She was very religious. Would have loved to see her face!
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it’s always the quiet one I tell ya!
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