M’s writing prompts for March came with the following instructions:
“…set your timer for ten minutes and begin writing about one of the prompts listed below. Don’t worry about spelling, punctuation, neatness, or anything like that; just write!”
Let us see what whimsical nonsense I can whip up in ten minutes…
Squirty McWhirty was really quite dirty
And Rodger her husband quite plain
He would dream of steam trains
They would fill up his brain
Whilst his wife quite love filth, kink and pain
Next door lived the Cooks she was obsessed with books
While her fella was quite into Cars
And they seemed quite at peace
The plain folk on the street
Though he also quite loved wearing bras
Down at house 22 there was Mr Rabu
Who’s wife disappeared last May
He said she was in Spain
But go check out the drain
You’ll find parts still not quite washed away
And they all quite suspect that there’s likely a sect
Who reside at the house near the park
Theres odd comings and goings
Nasty toings and froings
And oft candles and screams in the dark
Then there’s Darren and Paul who both work at the Mall
Vegans both, own a really nice home
But when push comes to shove
You know they’re so in love
Don’t like meat but they sure love the bone
A quite curious lot I assume that you’ve got
A good feel for the folk on this street
But don’t judge please be kind
We’re all different you’ll find
Smile and nod if you ever do meet