A limelight obsessed chap called Shamus
On the web so desired to be famous
Failed on insta, Tik Tok
But he had a huge cock
Now makes gay porn, makes cash pounding anus
#Bumfamous # Blessed #Prolapsed
A limelight obsessed chap called Shamus
On the web so desired to be famous
Failed on insta, Tik Tok
But he had a huge cock
Now makes gay porn, makes cash pounding anus
Go on, read it, I dare you …
Married chap I know has him a mistress
Who it turns out will eat only citrus
Says her ass tastes sublime
Just like lemons and lime
And he raves of her tangerine Clitoris
Why not eh…
A flight steward, Oliver Brown
A mile higher of sensual renown
He would find himself spent
At a bumpy ascent
But preferred it much more, going down.
A bit gross tbh…
Once a vet with unhygienic habits
Would enjoy gerbils, squirrels and rabbits
She got pink eye, and worse
Traumatised a poor nurse
As her bottom it writhed with plump maggots.
……
Sorry…the last line occurred to me and made me gag/chuckle so U went with it…