Tag: nasty nasty bottom

Once a buxom lass, claimed her lord died

For her sins and so fellows denied

Poor blue balls of her suitors

As they craved her large hooters

None succeeeded though many have tried

A virginal bride, shy, averted

Her gaze from all things quite perverted

But her tastes soon they shifted

To all things dark and twisted

Nickers off, gimp mask, dildo, she squirted.

A limelight obsessed chap called Shamus

On the web so desired to be famous

Failed on insta, Tik Tok

But he had a huge cock

Now makes gay porn, makes cash pounding anus

Married chap I know has him a mistress

Who it turns out will eat only citrus

Says her ass tastes sublime

Just like lemons and lime

And he raves of her tangerine Clitoris

A flight steward, Oliver Brown 

A mile higher of sensual renown

He would find himself spent

At a bumpy ascent

But preferred it much more, going down.

Once a vet with unhygienic habits

Would enjoy gerbils, squirrels and rabbits

She got pink eye, and worse

Traumatised a poor nurse

As her bottom it writhed with plump maggots.

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Sorry…the last line occurred to me and made me gag/chuckle so U went with it…