Tag: nasty nasty bottom

A limelight obsessed chap called Shamus

On the web so desired to be famous

Failed on insta, Tik Tok

But he had a huge cock

Now makes gay porn, makes cash pounding anus

Married chap I know has him a mistress

Who it turns out will eat only citrus

Says her ass tastes sublime

Just like lemons and lime

And he raves of her tangerine Clitoris

A flight steward, Oliver Brown 

A mile higher of sensual renown

He would find himself spent

At a bumpy ascent

But preferred it much more, going down.

Once a vet with unhygienic habits

Would enjoy gerbils, squirrels and rabbits

She got pink eye, and worse

Traumatised a poor nurse

As her bottom it writhed with plump maggots.

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Sorry…the last line occurred to me and made me gag/chuckle so U went with it…