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Limerick

Been ages…

Limerick

Once a buxom lass, claimed her lord died

For her sins and so fellows denied

Poor blue balls of her suitors

As they craved her large hooters

None succeeeded though many have tried

Author MichaelPosted on May 16, 2022May 16, 2022Categories limericksTags bestiality, Funny, gagging, nasty nasty bottom, poetry, tongaLeave a comment on Limerick

A dirty limerick

Happens all the time I am sure.

A dirty limerick

A virginal bride, shy, averted

Her gaze from all things quite perverted

But her tastes soon they shifted

To all things dark and twisted

Nickers off, gimp mask, dildo, she squirted.

Author MichaelPosted on February 7, 2021February 7, 2021Categories limericksTags bestiality, Funny, gagging, nasty nasty bottom, poetry, tongaLeave a comment on A dirty limerick

A dirty limerick. Because it’s Tuesday.

#Bumfamous # Blessed #Prolapsed

A dirty limerick.  Because it’s Tuesday.

A limelight obsessed chap called Shamus

On the web so desired to be famous

Failed on insta, Tik Tok

But he had a huge cock

Now makes gay porn, makes cash pounding anus

Author MichaelPosted on January 19, 2021January 19, 2021Categories limericksTags bestiality, Funny, gagging, nasty nasty bottom, poetry, tongaLeave a comment on A dirty limerick. Because it’s Tuesday.

A Limerick. Dirty.

Go on, read it, I dare you …

A Limerick.  Dirty.

Married chap I know has him a mistress

Who it turns out will eat only citrus

Says her ass tastes sublime

Just like lemons and lime

And he raves of her tangerine Clitoris

Author MichaelPosted on December 9, 2020December 7, 2020Categories limericksTags bestiality, Funny, gagging, nasty nasty bottom, poetry, tonga2 Comments on A Limerick. Dirty.

It’s a limerick. Of course.

Why not eh…

It’s a limerick. Of course.

A flight steward, Oliver Brown 

A mile higher of sensual renown

He would find himself spent

At a bumpy ascent

But preferred it much more, going down.

Author MichaelPosted on August 31, 2019August 30, 2019Categories limericksTags bestiality, Funny, gagging, nasty nasty bottom, poetry, tonga6 Comments on It’s a limerick. Of course.

A limerick of course…

A bit gross tbh…

A limerick of course…

Once a vet with unhygienic habits

Would enjoy gerbils, squirrels and rabbits

She got pink eye, and worse

Traumatised a poor nurse

As her bottom it writhed with plump maggots.

……

Sorry…the last line occurred to me and made me gag/chuckle so U went with it…

Author MichaelPosted on May 15, 2019May 14, 2019Categories limericksTags bestiality, Funny, gagging, nasty nasty bottom, poetry, tonga6 Comments on A limerick of course…

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