A dirty limerick

Happens all the time I am sure.

A virginal bride, shy, averted

Her gaze from all things quite perverted

But her tastes soon they shifted

To all things dark and twisted

Nickers off, gimp mask, dildo, she squirted.

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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