Eat my limerick!

Dirty, dirty girl

A vegan lass who had forgotten

About the things that she’d placed in her bottom

From a night of abandon

With some vegetables, random

‘Till they dripped from her sphincter, quite rotten

SHandmaid’s tale

This mostly resulted in me gagging a lot…

The one where I take the freezer to the tip…

Okay so this involves a freezer, a trip to the tip and my weak constitution.  There are a few photos and videos too…you can make sense of it I am sure.





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