A Limerick. Dirty.

Go on, read it, I dare you …

Married chap I know has him a mistress

Who it turns out will eat only citrus

Says her ass tastes sublime

Just like lemons and lime

And he raves of her tangerine Clitoris

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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