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Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Wild Christmas jumper

No, not crazy or whacky

you look like a knob

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Nibbles and a drink?

Okay, perhaps just the one

3am still out!

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Sweet Christmas cocktails

mulled wine champagne and licqueurs

sick all down my shirt

 

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

End of a long year

Drunk office party fumbles

red faced Monday morn

 

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Turkey, roast potatoes

all ready at the same time

Christmas miracle!

 

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

expectant faces

excited fingers unwrap

oh…it’s a jumper

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Santa’s bulging sack

emptied right down your chimney

a gift explosion

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

Christmas approaches

must practice my grateful face

“Just what I wanted”

 

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Gorging on cheeses

meat flowing for days on end

rampant flatulence