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Humbug Haiku 31

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 31

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Thirty oneth haiku

I do really like Christmas

onto something else…

Author MichaelPosted on December 31, 2017December 30, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas6 Comments on Humbug Haiku 31

Humbug Haiku 30

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 30

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Christmas to new year

Not even sure of the day

I missed a tuesday

 

Author MichaelPosted on December 30, 2017December 28, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas5 Comments on Humbug Haiku 30

Humbug Haiku 29

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 29

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Oh little donkey

carrying its heavy load

to the glue factory

 

Author MichaelPosted on December 29, 2017December 28, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas3 Comments on Humbug Haiku 29

Humbug Haiku 28

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 28

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

 

Pine needles dropping

The tree we murdered decays

Christmas feels over

Author MichaelPosted on December 28, 2017December 27, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas3 Comments on Humbug Haiku 28

Humbug Haiku 27

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 27

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

eating and resting

sedentary, days on end

Christmas haemmoroids

Author MichaelPosted on December 27, 2017December 27, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas8 Comments on Humbug Haiku 27

Humbug Haiku 26

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 26

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

 

Surprise visitors

I just want to be alone

God, why won’t they leave

Author MichaelPosted on December 26, 2017December 26, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas3 Comments on Humbug Haiku 26

Humbug Haiku 25

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 25

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

Family and friends

warm hearth, laughter and kindness

no surprise last line

Author MichaelPosted on December 26, 2017December 25, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmasLeave a comment on Humbug Haiku 25

Humbug Haiku 24

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 24

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

Rich opulent courses

gorged, gluttony embracing

Heartburn from hades

Author MichaelPosted on December 25, 2017December 25, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas5 Comments on Humbug Haiku 24

Humbug Haiku 23

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 23

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

New socks, so thoughtful

sarcasm? No I mean it.

I’m now at that age

 

Author MichaelPosted on December 22, 2017December 21, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas9 Comments on Humbug Haiku 23

Humbug Haiku 22

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 22

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Old folk shivering

soaring death rates at Christmas

dying quite alone

Author MichaelPosted on December 21, 2017December 21, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas8 Comments on Humbug Haiku 22

Humbug Haiku 21

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 21

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Chocolate for breakfast

Brunch, lunch and afternoon snack

belt undone, it’s time to nap.

 

Author MichaelPosted on December 21, 2017December 21, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas10 Comments on Humbug Haiku 21

Humbug Haiku 20

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 20

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Christmas cracker

bad jokes, choking hazard toys

stupid paper hats

Author MichaelPosted on December 20, 2017December 19, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas9 Comments on Humbug Haiku 20

Humbug Haiku 19

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 19

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

 

Temperatures plummet

children playing in the snow

homeless freeze to death

Author MichaelPosted on December 20, 2017December 19, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas7 Comments on Humbug Haiku 19

Humbug Haiku 18

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 18

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

 

mummy kissed santa

who looks a lot like dads bro’

mummy drinks and cries

 

Author MichaelPosted on December 19, 2017December 19, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas3 Comments on Humbug Haiku 18

Humbug Haiku 17

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 17

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

Leftover turkey

gobbled down day after day

smells off.  One more bite

 

 

Author MichaelPosted on December 19, 2017December 19, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas3 Comments on Humbug Haiku 17

Humbug Haiku 16

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 16

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

A Christmas tipple

Okay perhaps just one more

asleep by seven

Author MichaelPosted on December 17, 2017December 16, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas1 Comment on Humbug Haiku 16

Humbug Haiku 15

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 15

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

Just a little more

and perhaps a splash of that

Tight belt unbuckled

 

 

Author MichaelPosted on December 16, 2017December 15, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas6 Comments on Humbug Haiku 15

Humbug Haiku 14

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 14

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

 

Wife does the shopping

Wasting money on people

I don’t even like

Author MichaelPosted on December 16, 2017December 15, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas8 Comments on Humbug Haiku 14

Humbug Haiku 13

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 13

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

 

The joy of family

in the bosom of the home

fights after two days

 

Author MichaelPosted on December 15, 2017December 13, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas13 Comments on Humbug Haiku 13

Humbug Haiku 12

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 12

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Christmas day yule log

toilet brush to break it up

and a double flush

Author MichaelPosted on December 13, 2017December 4, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas5 Comments on Humbug Haiku 12

Humbug Haiku 11

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 11

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Mummy kissed santa

underneath the mistletoe

dad asked for divorce

Author MichaelPosted on December 12, 2017December 4, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas3 Comments on Humbug Haiku 11

Humbug Haiku 10

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 10

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

Stockings filled with treats

gifts piled up under the tree

visa card groaning

Author MichaelPosted on December 11, 2017December 4, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, haiku, xmas7 Comments on Humbug Haiku 10

Humbug Haiku 9

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 9

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Wild Christmas jumper

No, not crazy or whacky

you look like a knob

Author MichaelPosted on December 10, 2017December 4, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, farting, haiku, xmas2 Comments on Humbug Haiku 9

Humbug Haiku 8

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 8

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Nibbles and a drink?

Okay, perhaps just the one

3am still out!

Author MichaelPosted on December 9, 2017December 4, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, farting, haiku, xmas2 Comments on Humbug Haiku 8

Humbug Haiku 7

Bringing you a little xmas cheer

Humbug Haiku 7

Christmas in haiku form.  There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them.  Which I might.

 

Sweet Christmas cocktails

mulled wine champagne and licqueurs

sick all down my shirt

 

Author MichaelPosted on December 8, 2017December 8, 2017Categories haikuTags #christmas haiku, #xmas haiku, blogging, christmas, farting, haiku, xmas3 Comments on Humbug Haiku 7

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