Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Thirty oneth haiku
I do really like Christmas
onto something else…
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Thirty oneth haiku
I do really like Christmas
onto something else…
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Christmas to new year
Not even sure of the day
I missed a tuesday
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Oh little donkey
carrying its heavy load
to the glue factory
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Pine needles dropping
The tree we murdered decays
Christmas feels over
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
eating and resting
sedentary, days on end
Christmas haemmoroids
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Surprise visitors
I just want to be alone
God, why won’t they leave
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Family and friends
warm hearth, laughter and kindness
no surprise last line
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Rich opulent courses
gorged, gluttony embracing
Heartburn from hades
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
New socks, so thoughtful
sarcasm? No I mean it.
I’m now at that age
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Old folk shivering
soaring death rates at Christmas
dying quite alone
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Chocolate for breakfast
Brunch, lunch and afternoon snack
belt undone, it’s time to nap.
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Christmas cracker
bad jokes, choking hazard toys
stupid paper hats
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Temperatures plummet
children playing in the snow
homeless freeze to death
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
mummy kissed santa
who looks a lot like dads bro’
mummy drinks and cries
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Leftover turkey
gobbled down day after day
smells off. One more bite
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
A Christmas tipple
Okay perhaps just one more
asleep by seven
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Just a little more
and perhaps a splash of that
Tight belt unbuckled
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Wife does the shopping
Wasting money on people
I don’t even like
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Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
The joy of family
in the bosom of the home
fights after two days
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Christmas day yule log
toilet brush to break it up
and a double flush
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Mummy kissed santa
underneath the mistletoe
dad asked for divorce
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Stockings filled with treats
gifts piled up under the tree
visa card groaning
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Wild Christmas jumper
No, not crazy or whacky
you look like a knob
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Nibbles and a drink?
Okay, perhaps just the one
3am still out!
Bringing you a little xmas cheer
Christmas in haiku form. There will be 31 of these I’m thinking, unless I get bored of them. Which I might.
Sweet Christmas cocktails
mulled wine champagne and licqueurs
sick all down my shirt