A hirsuite young woman called mary
dark thick armits of hair, rather scary
curly thick and full bush
and my goodness her toosh
hair as thick and as long as a prairie
Not that I’d mind particularly
A hirsuite young woman called mary
dark thick armits of hair, rather scary
curly thick and full bush
and my goodness her toosh
hair as thick and as long as a prairie
Stupid, childish, purile and ridiculous. Meh, least I’m not fiddlign with kids or beatign my wife or listenign to K-Pop.
Hey week, yeah you, yes over here
it’s over now and how I fear
I need to let you know you suck
and right now I don’t give a fuck
about how monday made me blue
Tuesday, wednesday, Thursday too
cos Friday my balls oft caress
and leaves my trousers quite the mess
and saturday, well that’s hard core
my skimpy clad foul mouthed hot whore
Sunday will spoon me, there’s no lack
I feel it’s love pressed to my back
You did your best and hey that’s fine
something something 69!
Word vomit
Those moments where you cross my mind
and fondly I recall just how
we filled our days with blissful laughter
nights I felt such warm embrace.
And as I linger, holding tight
to thoughts I know will soon drift off
like smoke upon the summer breeze
I live again just one more time.
That once, that chance, that single glimpse
that slipped away and from my grasp
relived and dearly held once more
until again or never more.
Rather rude and inappropriate.
An adventurous fellow each friday
would eat cock, twas his sexual bi-day
through the rest of the week
mostly pussy he’d seek
though each wednesday was anus cream pie day
Before you say anything…It’s Thursday where I am.
A philandering chap from Belize
would bed women with greatest of ease
unprotected, no fear
now he has gonporrhoea
and it burns just like fire when he pees
Borrowed some emotions from someone far deeper than me.
If cut then I should surely bleed
were I not drained, face cold and white,
and curled beneath your naked branches
fade for lack of love and light.
Roots of dismay my heart entangle
moss grows thick upon my chest
and to the earth I am returned
at last, in peace, to sleep, to rest
Long day…just let it out I reckon.
Might I suggest if you don’t mind
you place your lips on my behind
and there remain and tender linger
and oh look, a middle finger
just for you, in fact there’s more
you offspring of a rancid whore
and siphilitic hobo dad
in fact I would be rather glad
if you succumbed to aids, grew frail
and had your mouth abused in jail
by strapping chaps called Whale and Moose
who’d leave your anus gaping loose
Happy Tuesday!
Count your blessings!
Once a fellow, most poor, from Calcutta
ate his meals from the bins and the gutter
closed his eyes, fantasised
as ate leftover pies
vindaloo, mouldy bread, maggot butter
Wordy Monday words
Would I
If given half a chance
and unrepentent dare to take
that single opportunity
and in the moment
live?
And would you
If you full well knew
that daylight would no sins reveal
and faultless you would
sit and smile
and contemplating
feel no guilt?
To help you through the day…
Once a woman from Abergavenny
took two lovers. Or four. Well so many.
that she simply lost count
of the chaps she would mount
just not choosy she’d take mostly any
More wordy words
Eyes closed
pretending sleep
Under blankets as heavy as church roof lead
held down by the weight of the world.
Cigarette breath, yellowed teeth, finger to the lips
and harshest repercussions.
Not a word.
Don’t cry.
In the morning smile and say it’s just a dream.
A nightmare born in velvet plush and gold adorned
and echoes batter on the doors
and innocense do steal away.
No shame
No guilt
And ever more to pay.
Wordy Sunday
A thousand sunsets I would give
for just one more night in your arms
and sorry would not pass my lips
though every moment stolen
unrepentent would I be.
.
And as I watch you leave
another thousand would I offer
and days to come surrender
for this now
and no tomorrow
And with a religious theme
Once a fellow most holy and pious
who’s wife like a desert was dry as
till she found masturbation
with the male congregation
For the larger of girth, had a bias
Oops that just slipped out
In simple terms I will admit
that I can be a total shit
I’ll gladly steal your parking space
and leave the bathroom a disgrace
wont tip, will steal your secret treats
your cookies, chocolates, bags of sweets
and blame it on the kids no less
and shout at them until they mess
their pants and need some therapy
and no one will suspect it’s me
at work steal credit for your work
and be a bastard, dick and jerk
off thinking of your wife or worse
your sister dressed up as a nurse
and wish disease on you and yours
and puss comes leaking from your pores
while home I sit and read the news
take drugs and smoke and drink cheap booze
and eat endangered meats for tea
koala, whale and chimpanzee
and all the while I smile and nod
on sunday I go pray to God
for he Forgives so I can test
his patience as things I molest
and charities support with time
while I commit white collar crime
and then it’s home in time for tea
I bet you’re all a bit like me
It’s better than a punch in the tit I guess…Just about.
Once a chap, a big fan of fake boobs
fake vaginas, dildos and fruit lubes
would stay home every night
enjoy solo delight
placing things inside all of his tubes
Feelign a tad more hallmark tonight.
And were I sorry for the things
I did not do but know I should
then every day would fill with tears
but resolute I stand my ground.
And blind to love and life and joy
and all the things I gave away
and most of all the hope I lost
when frailty I did not protect.
So blind I stumble, feet red raw,
and filled with rage and bile and scorn
for those who have what I so crave
yet threw away and cant regain.
Just like limerick Tuesday really. Just with added scrotum.
A quite well endowed fellow from Bude
loved to wander his house in the nude
‘cross the way were appalled
at his huge cock and balls
which he swung in a fashion most lewd
Hallmark this!!
Would I remember our first kiss?
God not a chance I was quite pissed
in fact i don’t recall your name
I think you all look quite the same.
I said it’s fine to save your pride
and yes you’re small, Im not that wide
you rattled all around inside
it’s not common as I implied
Well hey your voice was never sweet
not angel like, in fact you bleat
just like a sheep or more like drone
sweet christ can’t wait ’till you go home.
I drank too much I will admit
but you, you have to live with it
cos in the night I had to split
when in the bed you shit
My mum warned me ’bout girls like you
who drink and smoke and fight and screw
no wonder you came onto me
youre just no catch, as all can see
Good luck I’m sure you’ll find true love
while up your arse girls things will shove
and things that we just shall not speak of
and none of us are quite proud of
and no I wont call you again
well I know I’ll forget your name
unless im lonely I might call
hey, better small than none at all
Feelign a tad more hallmark tonight.
Would I forget, though sands of time
through fingers slipped and whipped away
to who knows where and far and wide
and long forgot they lie?
And might those moments held so dear
evaporate like summer showers
and grey clouds form that block the light
that on my face most radiant falls?
And might I wonder, in my winter,
eyes grown dim and body frail,
those moments shared so long ago,
that may be mine to recollect?
Will I forget, this life, this love
this every morning by your side,
and will I wonder to the darkness
and there without close my eyes?
Some corny cheesy rhyming stuff right there…
Somewhere in the dark recess
of thoughts and needs I daren’t confess
are images I do profess
to hold dear to my heart
Forged in the confines of my mind
and fires that burn, so bright they blind
me to the truth oh so unkind,
we’ll always be apart.
I’ll never feel your sweet embrace
for willingly I take my place
just somewhere else in time and space
blah blah blah blah blah blah
Oh god I am stopping right there I hated that it was so rubbish…My heart doesn’t hold dearest sweet images, if anything it would happily choke you maybe. And who craves such sweet embrace. Teenagers maybe and those in the first flush of passion but most my age need to get to bed instead of lingering with anything because they will need to get up for a piss at about 3am.
Hmm wonder if I am all poem’d out for a while.
It’s just made up okay, for shits and giggles. Honest. Plus I get to use the dildo bike gif again.
I wonder would you judge me quick
if I confessed to cravings ‘sick’
in some folks eyes, but hey you’d lick
it if you’d not offend
And in your bottom you might place
or rub it all across your face
but you think that it’s a disgrace
or so you might pretend
But hey I know just what you like
search Amazon for ‘Dildo Bike’
they even do it as a trike
just say it’s for a ‘Friend’
You want it dripping from your lips
all down your stomach, on your hips
you’d eat it with some nice corn chips
I know how much you’d spend
On what you want and what you need
your darkest cravings then to feed
consuming it, ravenous greed
you’d suck it ’till the end
And yes I know that you resisted
Tarmacking or getting fisted
And Japanese stuff super twisted
But you would I know my friend.
So let’s not judge, you filled the gaps
in what I wrote and yeah perhaps
you might blame me for your dark lapse
but that thought I would contend
Yup. Words. Stuff.
Though once you shone so very bright
and blinded me with all you were,
and could and, god, so should have been.
When time and life had took its toll
and each decision, each wrong turn,
had lead us to this desperate end.
I see you lying, turned to dust,
and all you shone on dead and cold
and turn my back and walk away
In search of sun and light once more.
Word stuff
Were you to tumble from the skies
where bright your light illuminates
a million miles I’d watch you fall
and in my darkness heart would swell
and open armed welcome you home.
More words…
I know forgiveness, though do not crave
For I know it’s not deserved.
For wages given for the cost
of deeds and words and thought
is price that’s due and fair.
Each costly syllable, falls harsh from lips
like coins into the street.
And spills away in torrents fierce
that swirl and sweep all clean.
And grace bestowed from tender heart
Gave freely without ask
Calls to forget and paths to take
From shadows into light
Yet self forgiving costs far more
And often twice requested
Or more until the debt repaid
And empty then moves on
More words…
No sun, nor lamp nor candle bright
can lift the shadows of such loss
as when a heart once deeply loved
alone once more exists.
And whilst time heals and burdens shared
will make the path trod lighter, still
such pain it must endure and knowing
scars make tougher skin.
Though hope eternal shines afar
such roads that lead there do diverge
and oft meander far from where
sweet rest and hearth are found.