A betrayed french wife, Mademoiselle Eiffel
Went to jail, for she used Monsieur’s Rifle
Caught his with her next door
Eating puddings galore
Found him balls deep in her Sunday trifle
A Wednesday Limerick.
Well it is Wednesday after all.
Well it is Wednesday after all.
A betrayed french wife, Mademoiselle Eiffel
Went to jail, for she used Monsieur’s Rifle
Caught his with her next door
Eating puddings galore
Found him balls deep in her Sunday trifle
Afterwards 
Tsk tsk lol 👀
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LOL.. I don’t know whether I’m hungry or horny after reading this 😀
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Lol…I don’t know if reading this has made me hungry or horny! 😀
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Lol go with both…live a little
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Hahahaha… Cool choice 😛 😀
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Yeah… not what you usually want to find in your trifle.
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These limericks make me think of a gift I received when I was young…
http://riversworld.live/2019/05/17/have-you-ever-gotten-one-of-those-gifts/
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🙂
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Each to their own I suppose 🙂
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Omg so brilliant!!
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I thought you might get a kick out of them…
😉
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