Revenge Limericks

Isn’t it great when bad things happen to terrible people.

This week my mind turns to revenge and perhaps, for that special someone who has slighted you and has now finds themselves in a pickle.  Maybe you want to send them a nice card with a limerick expressing how sad you are that they have had such a lousy spell of bad luck.

There once was a lovely young lad

found his missus in bed with her dad

said he “Babe it’s quite gross”

she replied “were just close”

that they never had kids he’s quite glad




photo courtesy of pixabay

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

4 thoughts on “Revenge Limericks”

  1. Do you have that thing up there when a close-by town (not your own of course) has a reputation for being the sort of place that this behaviour is fairly common?
    Or is that perhaps just peculiar to Cornwall in general? 😉

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  2. Ha Whilst you Cornwallians may wellbeing leading the way in such matters I think if you look hard enough you will find such shenanigans all over the place. I once lived in a place called Barton-upon-Humber which was the end of the line and somewhere in between Grimsby and Hull and a real treat of a place full of people with pointy hair and curly teeth

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