Eeuuuwww

Found these down the side of the couch. Probably for good reason.

There once was a fellow from Leeds

Had some real dark and rather sick needs

Shouted “Bring me a goat

Two small kids and a boat

And a full yard of glass anal beads”

 

Each December we put up a tree

Decorate it with oh so much glee

Then we watch as it dies

As we gorge on mince pies

Christmas pudding, cold turkey and brie

 

A poor fellow addicted to crack

Pimped himself cos he couldn’t go back

To his family and wife

Though he missed his old life

He was also quite hooked on ball sack

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

6 thoughts on “Eeuuuwww”

  3. I miss the North a lot! Miss the darkness, the way people greet each other with ‘so, what do you know?’ and I miss the sharp cold air.

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  4. Oh then you would be in your element this morning because it’s freezing cold a gorgeous criso blanket of snow covers the ground and it’s pitch black with not a breath of wind

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