Note to self…next time you decide on a quick beard trim before bed remember to check the settings because if you don’t youre likely to shave too much off and end up with a goatee, and let’s be honest – unless you’re the devil, a jazz saxophonist or a dirty bastard of dubious morals who hangs around pet shops with ill intent then you should not be rocking a goatee.
In hope rather than expectation I asked Mrs Afterwards whether I might perhaps not have a goatee and suggested it might be okay though I knew full well that I did and it wouldn’t and she quite honestly pointed out that it looked ridiculous and I needed to go finish the job and could I stop disturbing her whist she watched the end of her whodunnit.
Actually, that isn’t the first beard related shenanningan in the last week thinking about it. I run a quiz at work each month and this month I did a “Who’s mouth and beard is this?” thingy. Turns out my team has a lot of beardo’s and before I knew it my phone was overflowing with man bush. I made sure I told the mrs as it struck me that should I get run over by a bus (something I was assured happened often when I was younger and I ought to therefore always have clean pants on), my phone might suggest that I had been dipping into the ‘bear’ pool on Grinder.
I did have a chuckle when I considered turning each of the mouth and beard photos 90 degrees but again, Mrs Afterwards reminded me that it was a work thing I was doing and that I was a horrible man and ought to be ashamed of myself. Just think about it…
Shes always right you know 😉
Afterwards 
Lol yes of course she is right
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Thank you Mrs…. No one wants Grinder bear pool dipping on their epitaph.
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I once had the clippers on the wrong setting and cut a swath through my husband’s hair. I did my best to even it out, but he looked like Moe of the Three Stooges. Not my best wife moment. Hey. It grows back.
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She is always right 🙂
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Happy wife, happy life. lol. Personally though, I want to see them all upside down with eyeballs.
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Omg that’s exactly what i did!
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Lol Ive actually made the kids promise that my gravestone will read “Respawning in 3…2…1…”
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Lol and there are always plenty of hats to be worn. I reckon you just go full on buzz cut at that point!
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Ha!
Disturbing… but perfect.
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Haha. Great minds think alike.
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cracking up. That expression alone is priceless. (starts thinking about all those phones out there filled with photos should they get run over by a bus …. well, with any luck the phone will get crushed too)
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I told Mrs Afterwards all about it just in case. 🙂
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