Your lunchtime limerick 26/9/17

This week…The lunchtime limerick subject will be desire or something kind of inappropriate.

A suicide bomber names Bert

So frustrated, his testicles hurt

Blew himself into three

For the virgins you see

He was promised – tall, short, round and pert

Want more stuff?  I have lots of stuff…

I set myself a challenge this week…

Fatties in space – The Poem. Not for kiddies

Glorious – Daily Prompt

Image courtesy of  me

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation; View all posts by Michael