Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows
Loves light calls at night
young heart sneaks in, passions burn
wrong room, fondles mum
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Sneak & Night
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
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Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Tart & Noise
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows
Red light lit, his tart
sweet and sultry,warm he glows
She who gave him crabs
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Zen & Noise
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows
German Aunt insists
“Keep down ze noise and zen you
shall have ze bratwuurst”
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Quick & Slip
I’m sure he chooses these words to test my self restraint.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
geriatric slip
how quick their hips dislocate
like well cooked chickens
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Shy & Blush
life eh….
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
Shy wedding night bride
Red blush , blood flows to extremes
by morning less so
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Body & Close
Don’t like it? That’s because it’s true.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way and this week there are two. The second to get the taste of the first out of your mouth.
Body close to hers
warm hands on cold clammy skin
necrophiliac
quick read this
Close the curtains please
late night fridge trip, body shows
need to bleach my eyes
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Sing & Peace
Don’t like it? That’s because it’s true.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
they sing his praises
Peace in the name of their god
and then rape children
Harsh but true. I think it’s about time people stopped using the phrase ‘Child Abuse’ and call it what it is. Child Rape. Yeah, you know who they are…
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Press and Touch
Haiku challenge using press and touch…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
Cold winds press my cheeks
icy fingers painting white
earth feels winters touch.
Yeah see and you thought it would be all weird because it was press and touch right. Something along the lines of…
an unwelcomed touch
my name is kevin spacey
“pervert!” say the press
But I am better than that. I am. Honest.
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Magic and Hope
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
hope springs eternal
like magic it inspires
until you give up
Oh lordy that was a bit bleak wasn’t it.
She feels the magic
first impressions electric
and hopes he’s not gay
Hmm no still a bit dour
Walt’s magic kingdom
bringing hope for sick children
a treat before death
Oh I think maybe I should just give up today. There was such potential for merriment and hope and things of beauty.
😉
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Singe & Deep
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
I’ll try to singe them…
Deep subcutaneous burns
Can’t kill crabs with fire.
Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Nightmare & Horror
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
A knock at the door
unexpected guest nightmare
Horror, fake good will
Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Slow & Burns
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
It’s time for another of Ronovan’s haiku challenges.
Slow and sensual
lights dimmed, Kenny G playing
blissful carpet burns
Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Bold & Daring
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
It’s time for another of Ronovan’s haiku challenges. Not done one for a few weeks…
Oh, Caps locks and Bold
Your point made. Very daring
come here I’ll punch you
You know the sort of person don’t you. Uses Bold and Caps Locks. Maybe even sneaks in a bit of an underline. If you want to use CAPS LOCK to shout at me then do it to my face that I can punch you in your mouth because it’s bloody rude and believe it or not I don’t like rude people.
I guess that’s a cue for people to comment with CAPS LOCK AND BOLD. I dare you, I will find you!
Maybe one more…
Fashion victims
A bold and daring outfit
you look really shit
Not eloquent I admit. Theres just something about certain ensembles that leave you mostly unable to muster anything other that ‘you look really shit’. I know this because I am that person who, no matter what they wear looks truly appalling. I have a body that is not made for clothes but sweet mother of all things holy it needs to be covered as much and as often as possible. Put me in a suit I look like a perverted child molesting penguin. Shorts and tee shirt and my legs dangle out of the bottom like pale slabs of rancid pork. Heaven forbid I should don a pair of jeans. That is the point at which my arse cleavage makes a run for it and spills out just as you’re about to take a sip of your Latte making you wish you’d been born blind…
Anyway, happy Monday!
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Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Short & Sexy
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Hmmm Short and sexy:
skirts, shorts, midgets, dwarfs, elves, fae
hey I’m not judging…
I often do a load of these but today, I think I will leave it at that one. I’m tired and it will only lead to me writing loads of sexy dwarf haiku. I could I want to okay, I’m just not because it could be hurtful and I would never do anything like that…
Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Heart & Need
Minuscule Japanese poetry
Not really written much lately. Let’s get back into the swing of things with some light Haiku work.
A slave to loves need
the heart wants what the heart wants
mistakes made in haste
Guess it’s a start
Son has stomach ache
he thinks it’s a heart attack
Just needed a poo
another?
I hope for the day
Donald needs a new heart, gets
a poor black muslim’s
How wicked I know. Aslan will surely punish me. Bed I think…good night.
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