Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Bold & Daring

Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…

 

It’s time for another of Ronovan’s haiku challenges.  Not done one for a few weeks…

 

Oh, Caps locks and Bold

Your point made. Very daring

come here I’ll punch you

 

You know the sort of person don’t you.  Uses Bold and Caps Locks.  Maybe even sneaks in a bit of an underline.   If you want to use CAPS LOCK to shout at me then do it to my face that I can punch you in your mouth because it’s bloody rude and believe it or not I don’t like rude people.

I guess that’s a cue for people to comment with CAPS LOCK AND BOLD.  I dare you, I will find you!

Maybe one more…

 

Fashion victims

A bold and daring outfit

you look really shit

 

Not eloquent I admit.  Theres just something about certain ensembles that leave you mostly unable to muster anything other that ‘you look really shit’.  I know this because I am that person who, no matter what they wear looks truly appalling.  I have a body that is not made for clothes but sweet mother of all things holy it needs to be covered as much and as often as possible.  Put me in a suit I look like a perverted child molesting penguin.  Shorts and tee shirt and my legs dangle out of the bottom like pale slabs of rancid pork.  Heaven forbid I should don a pair of jeans.  That is the point at which my arse cleavage makes a run for it and spills out just as you’re about to take a sip of your Latte making you wish you’d been born blind…

Anyway, happy Monday!

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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