I know, my last piece was rather dark. So how about limericks to lighten the mood. This week I will be mostly considering terrorists and fundamentalist sorts who thinks the only way is their way.
Hmmm. I should probably delete that. All sounds just a bit angry.
An american chap who gets weird
if he sees a tanned bloke with a beard
thinks they all carry bombs
and oppress wives and moms
bought a gun, shot a few, as I’d feared
A bomber killed folk in God’s name
people think all his kind are the same
blew himself all to bits
what a right bunch of shits
But we cant give all Muslims the blame
Hmmm. Not as light hearted as I had hoped for.
A godly man fancied this kid
you’d be shocked at the bad things he did
but the church saw no crime
said “Don’t do it next time”
and made sure that his sins were well hid
Think I might be in a bit of a mood and rather judgemental. Oh well.
A fellow quite grumpy, a Brit
sat typing some quite nasty shit
think hes in quite a mood
maybe he needs some food
and a nap and to swear less, that’s it
Not a piece I am particularly proud of but it is what it is. *Presses publish*
