A drug loving hooker, Petunia
For five bucks, with a strap on, would ruin ya’
But worse, her Sister Beth
Would gave hand jobs for meth
Take a dump on your chest and then spoon ya
Friday’s Filthy Limerick!
Bloody hell that’s nasty
Bloody hell that’s nasty
A drug loving hooker, Petunia
For five bucks, with a strap on, would ruin ya’
But worse, her Sister Beth
Would gave hand jobs for meth
Take a dump on your chest and then spoon ya
Afterwards 
The spooning is a nice touch. Class act.
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As whores go, that Beth is a keeper
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*sniggers* 😉🖤
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Bill says “My god, that’s a sick mind!” He loves your limericks and said it in the most complimentary way possible. You never cease to illicit a laugh from both of us.
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my pleasure 🙂
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haha, I take it as the compliment it was intended as. Better out than in I guess. Probably. Actually probably not., Oh well…:)
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perhaps both, alternating…oh dear
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I am without words…😶
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Always looking for A line to cross 🙂
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Carry a piece of chalk with you and you can draw it anywhere. 😀
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Ha…😂
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