A quick limerick.

To celebrate the day having a ‘Y’ in it.

There’s this butcher, finds piglets appealing

turns him on, curly tails and hot squealing

how it makes him flip out

when he touches their snout

rubs their bellies, gets hot at the feeling

 

 

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

4 thoughts on “A quick limerick.”

  1. Haha. Like it. Here’s one I remember from my childhood, always made my friends laugh.
    There was an old man from Darjeeling,
    Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing,
    It said on the door,
    Please don’t spit on the floor,
    So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

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