Up Yours Christmas – 7 – Old Saint Nicky limericky

Bringing you puppies and sweeties in his big blacked out van

He sneaks into your house late at night

while you sleep creeps around, lights shine bright

his full sack he then spills

neath your tree, oh such thrills

Then he enters your chimney, delight.

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation; View all posts by Michael

8 thoughts on “Up Yours Christmas – 7 – Old Saint Nicky limericky”

SarahC says:

December 11, 2018 at 11:27 pm

aaack! seriously though B& E as a good thing? (breaking and entering no no mr santa bad santa)

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River Dixon/The Stories in Between says:

December 11, 2018 at 11:58 pm

I caught a glimpse of him once. Biggest sack I’ve ever seen.

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Cubby says:

December 12, 2018 at 4:58 am

I like punctuation, but your poem works perfectly without it. Made me smile. 🙂

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Michael says:

December 12, 2018 at 5:59 am

Thanks cubby 🙂

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Michael says:

December 12, 2018 at 1:24 pm

He spends all year filling it

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Michael says:

December 12, 2018 at 1:25 pm

Lol 🙂

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Dave Kingsbury says:

December 12, 2018 at 10:22 pm

“his full sack he then spills” … hohoho! … or is it just me?

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Michael says:

January 1, 2019 at 6:20 pm

🙂 no you’re not alone lol

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