Tis a rule when the romance is starting
star crossed lovers refrain please from farting
but a month or two in
he’ll explode with a grin
in her face with such might, her bangs parting
Aah welcome to Wednesday
So very uncouth, and how quickly the romance faded
Afterwards 
How terribly unchivalrous…
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Haha.. how true!
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🙂
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I hope she is lucky, it’s true
Because if he somehow follows through
In her face and her hair
There will be not just air
There will maybe be smidgens of poo!
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Ha ha ha very brilliant and probably scientifically correct as well which is important
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