Today, I pay tribute (or a homage if you will) to those that have suffered at the hands of this cruel cruel world.
I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?
There once was a vet born in France
Gerbils caused quite a stir in his pants
Rabbits caused a cold sweat
And his trousers got wet
Fondles hamsters if hes given chance
Once a husband caught aids from a hooker
quite infected but still quite a looker
gave his wife it, she died
and their graves the kids cried
On his gravestone it read, “What a Fucker”
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