Instead of stopping these it was suggested that I simply do one a week instead. I’m sure you know which one this is right …
Down, arse over tit
slumped at the foot of the stairs
throbbing arousal
Climacophilia is, by all accounts, an arousal to falling down stairs. How one finds this out I do not know. Did someone tumble on something left on the stairs and by the time they dusted themselves off at the bottom they found themselves a little moist and in the mood for a long bath with some Kenny G playing?
People are forever tumbling downstairs after tripping on skateboards in cartoons, which leads me to thinking that perhaps it is not just hi-jinks and tomfoolery but in fact deviance and the work of mucky little filth mongers.
As if tumbling down a flight of stairs isn’t dangerous enough it is most definitely not something one would surely advocate sporting a throbbing erection.
What? Don’t look at me – I am only sharing what is out there.

I bet you got a list out there you are visiting more than you should. I bet there must be a fetish about lists. 😀 Good post Sergeant Michael. 😀
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Lol u might be right !
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